Geoff “Animal” Dyson

ZBT ‘84 | ASU Law ‘87 | Divorce Attorney | Banned from the chuckbox (2x) | Haboob enthusiast

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@EdselFord1903 Thank god I’m not in #TheList

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@romeOdoomz Found a photo of your defense. I personally wouldn’t let that midget score 37 on us

[Antwaan Randle El, Esq. @PrezElRandle]

“Loosely connected”, I’d die for any one of yall

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One of the toughest watches #chills #nuke

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@DaBoyCostanza Is this IMG_4221.AVIF? #dox

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@romeOdoomz @Peter_Bukowski Hey retard. See u in Hammond bud 😹😹

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Tinder date had me over and pulled these tricks out. Might have to buy a ring #skins

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@nypost Should’ve listened to Big Geoff… https://t.co/TC6PyvpuNn

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Desmond Watson needs to eat a salad #florida

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@jasrifootball @NFLSTROUD Desmond should’ve listened to Big Geoff back in December… https://t.co/TC6PyvpuNn

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Desmond Watson needs to eat a salad #florida

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Pat Tillman died for this

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@RalphShulman1 @CharlesJZyn You tell me.

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I think Big Geoff over here had the deepest elite sock collection back in the day

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My fellow Americans, Al-Shaida has conducted a strike to eliminate the Haliban. He will be buried at sea.

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Are the LA rioters ferda?

[Anthony Cabassa @anthonycabassa]

NEW 🚨: Protestors are emptying out buckets full of rocks and empty glass beer bottles, and spraying some kind of liquid/gas into it. Not sure what the plan is for the bottles, but the rocks were used shortly after to launch them toward police.

Things are getting worse.

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@theballcleaner @HymanShulman22 Pitching can’t stop a nosebleed

[annoying ohtani fan 🇲🇽🇺🇸 @owndodgerhaters]

@Dbacks @CaesarsSports Our stadium lil buddy, we some rings

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.@jerkinjerald @DaBoyCostanza I got some Bapples with your names on them #Brotherhood

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@harshharpy John,

Best of luck. Hope for no clogs this time. May the season end on a high note.

-Geoff

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@jerkinjerald Jerry,

You fucking said it already. Don’t ask questions you already answered.

With disgust,
Geoff