Batman’s Wang

I am Batman’s wiener. I don’t put up with any nonsense. 🇺🇸

[Batman’s Wang @Batmanswang]

@Angels 99.9% negative reactions to this bullshit. When are you asshats gonna lean? Nobody wants this in baseball?

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@TheGasStovee @julie10128 @JDVance And there he is!!! The biggest retard on X has been spotted. @TheGasStovee

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@Angels Thanks for letting me know which game to avoid. Prepare for the lowest attended game of the year. Cut this shit out.

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@SPKolten @WallStreetApes Tell me you’re retarded without telling me you’re retarded.

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@WallStreetApes If this girl cut back to single bagel breakfasts she would be the hottest woman on earth.

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Oh God. Here comes the #BlackNationalAnthem. Time to switch it to the #PuppyBowl

[Batman’s Wang @Batmanswang]

@backyardbreaks_ I’m usually against cancer culture, but I do make exceptions for assholes like you.

[Batman’s Wang @Batmanswang]

@AesPolitics1 Just admit you’re mad someone won’t get the chance to shoot him during the inauguration. You’ll feel better for being honest with yourself.

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@AB84 @Tim_Walz Gawd damn. I love me some AB.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Community Notes slays

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@RossKneeDeep Nobody voted against unemployment insurance and Medicaid dumbass. Great job demonstrating your ignorance for all to see.

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@GayRepublicSwag Nope God speed gentlemen.

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@DefiantLs Jesus. I am infinitely dumber for having watched that travesty of a speech. These people so deeply believe the lies.

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@_MLFootball @lexiosborne @bturner23 @ChiefsFocus @chiefshive @chiefs_outsider @AllChiefdUp @BradHensonPro Yeeeeeeeah but…. Also pretty funny. Lighten up.

[Batman’s Wang @Batmanswang]

I tried #bluesky…. I didn’t like it.

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@eddiemack5 Dear Eddie Mackalicious. You’re retarded. 😘

[Batman’s Wang @Batmanswang]

@GwenWalz Your husband is a raging homosexual. Stay blessed.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

You don't get to call RFK a science denier if you were someone who wore a mask to dinner, took it off to eat, and then put it back on to leave

[Batman’s Wang @Batmanswang]

@EndWokeness Wuh oh. Looks like AOC is put on a few pounds. Weight gain is a classic symptom of TDS. Sad.

[Batman’s Wang @Batmanswang]

@wheezywaiter Nah. Remember how insane y’all got because Romney said he had a binder full of female candidates for things?

“He’s putting women in BINDERS?!?!?!?!”

The pearl clutching will continue forever.