Bat Shit Crazy

I'm just bat shit crazy! Ok, perhaps not. Who's to say? Do you know me? If you do, perhaps you can say!

[Bat Shit Crazy @BattShittCrazy]

@PortsmouthPD Actually, @PortsmouthPD that should be supply.cakes.frock. If it's not on your radar, it ought to be.

[Bat Shit Crazy @BattShittCrazy]

Hey @portsmouthpd what's going on at limp.keys.flesh? Are you keeping an eye on that location? If not, you should. Something just not right.

[COVID and Cambria @BoringDrew]

did I do this right

[CHP Oakland @CHPoakland]

This morning our officers stopped a doe for toll evasion, on the Bay Bridge. She said she usually pays it, but today she was a buck short.

[Facts Do Matter @WilDonnelly]

OMG. Asked by Chris Wallace if Trump speaks for American values, Tillerson has a stunning reply:

"The President speaks for himself." https://t.co/PZF1xripM2

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

My Senators, @JohnCornyn & @SenTedCruz told TX that sending $ to NJ post-Sandy was outrageous. But now they want $ for us. The mind marvels.

[ACLU @ACLU]

President Trump's pardon of Joe Arpaio is a presidential endorsement of racism. https://t.co/czMtATWWDn

[Alex Acosta @douglax]

Happy 26th birthday Linux!!!

Here's your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself.

[Beverley Wang @beverleywang]

Everyone. Stop and read this.
What I Said When My White Friend Asked for My Black Opinion on White Privilege https://t.co/FEG02b6FZQ

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Public lands belong to the American people. We don’t want them opened up for drilling. Retweet if you agree.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Instead of seeking to unify the country as promised, @POTUS has doubled down on encouraging white supremacists post-Charlottesville.

[Bat Shit Crazy @BattShittCrazy]

@realDonaldTrump Thank you staff for a reasonable tweet. Keep the boss away from Twitter, please.

[Faux Donald @DonaldFaux]

Gee, that's a tough one. Could it be that Obama is black and Clinton a woman, and Sanders and I are white men with privilege?

Nah. https://t.co/MOgzs8kHY7

[Facts Do Matter @WilDonnelly]

Should Dems accept a deal that would provide funding for Trump's wall in exchange for DACA compromise on Dreamers?

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Trump's kids spent most of each summer growing up in Czech Rep. I know Don Jr speaks fluent Czech not sure about others #comeyisapatriot https://t.co/brpbwUbCxA

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

Congressman: god will take care of climate change.

God: bitch I sent you scientists.