Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops

We run the scoreboard at Battin' Island, home of the @nymillenials. Helping Mild High set the bar for production value since Season 6.

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

The Ball is about to Fall.
In New York, we know what that means.
Join us for the celebration.
#HappyNewMills

[Andrew Solis @TheSolisAndrew]

VINDICATION.

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

(hastily packing up monitors, speakers, the GIF Forge, etc.)

...oh, yeah, #HappyNewMills to Ryuji Ngozi, formerly of

The Breath Mints

and welcome to New York! We've been waiting for you.

[Pillars Scoreboard Operators @OpsPillars]

HELLO WORLD

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

And finally, #HappyNewMills and #WelcomeHOME to beloved giant woman Ren Hunter! Hunting season has resumed on Battin' Island.

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Congratulations to Albert Stink on Falling to Breckinridge! Hopefully you can stay in the bigs a little longer this time.

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@BlaseballCrabs

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

2/3rd of the current Baltimore Crabs roster is former Mills shadows. This is a scientific process known as Jerseyfication, where all seaside locations outside of NY slowly evolve into New Jersey.

Welcome to the big leagues, Ramirez Winters!

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

#HappyNewMills to Jonathan Catalina, formerly of the San Francisco Lovers!

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Welcome back to ILB to former Mills Chorby Short, Hatfield Suzuki, and Sandie Carver! Welcome to the ILB for the first time to former Mills shadow Timmy Vine! We can't wait to see you out there on game day.

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

Congratulations to #66, beloved former Mill Charlatan Seabright, for being the #1 overall pick in Fall Ball! Take care of her, @BlaseballCrabs!

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@TheSolisAndrew keeps freaking out about this and we're not sure why.

[House Divided Bot @HouseDividedBot]

A HOUSE DIVIDED
Toronto Blue Jays / New York Millennials

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

Gamma-4 fans, these are YOUR New York Millennials! @nymillenials

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Gamma-3 fans, these are YOUR New York Mills Ennials! @nymillenials

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Gamma-1 dimension fans, these are YOUR New York Millennials! @nymillenials

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

MIRA test cycle complete. System online and awaiting input. @nymillenials

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

Gamma anomaly detected.
Roster integrity compromised -- current roster analysis inaccurate.
Interdimensional interference detected.

Activate MIRA? [Y]

WARNING: MIRA has not been fully tested since installation. Run MIRA test cycle? [Y]

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

BACKLOGOPS:

"Today's pitcher for New York, number negative one, Eve McBlase the second. Number negative 1."

[Battin' Island Scoreboard Ops @BattinOps]

"Now batting for the Millennials...number two-hundred-six, the deep square leg, Munro Tumblehome. The deep square leg."

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S22 Election Recap: The @nymillenials, after many seasons of rumors, finally, undeniably, have a vampire on the team.

Also, Drac got Siphon.