Melissa Suzanne

Battle Born Feminist. Democrat. Reproductive Freedom Voter. Proud Snowflake. Dog Mom. Wife. Bookworm. {She/Her}

[Melissa Suzanne @BattleBornDem]

Ben Shapiro’s wife, frantically hiding her sex toys, “oh no honey, that’s not normal at all.”

[Melissa Suzanne @BattleBornDem]

Listening to @donlemon laugh about saying “demon sperm” has absolutely made my night. I stayed up late just to watch the replay again.

[Melissa Suzanne @BattleBornDem]

Twitter right now...

Every sane person: Please don’t drink bleach.

Trump supporters: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!!!! ‘MERICA FUCK YEAH 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 #TrumpBleach #TrumpDisinfectant #TrumpLogic

[Melissa Suzanne @BattleBornDem]

So maybe the COVID rates were initially lower in younger generations due to all of those ingested Tide Pods? #TrumpLogic

[Melissa Suzanne @BattleBornDem]

These stimulus checks will be the first time no one has to worry about a check bearing Donald Trump’s name clearing the bank. #stimuluspayment #StimulusChecks

[Melissa Suzanne @BattleBornDem]

Me: Being stuck at home is a great time to save money.

Every store: Huge sale + free shipping 🎉

Me:

[Melissa Suzanne @BattleBornDem]

Shelter-at-Home Coping Mechanism: only watch Andrew Cuomo’s press conferences; pretend he is President. #ShelterAtHome #WednesdayWisdom #CuomoForPresident

[Melissa Suzanne @BattleBornDem]

I will always be a Warren Democrat.

[EMILYs List @emilyslist]

Thank you, @ewarren ❤️

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Let’s not undersell the power of Elizabeth Warren’s candidacy.

She set the pace for policy on everything from disability justice to racial justice to a wealth tax.

She is a giant of our movement. I can't wait for our progressive movement to build together. #ThankYouElizabeth

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

.@ewarren has taken on the most powerful corporate interests because she cares about those who have been left behind. Without her, the progressive movement would not be nearly as strong as it is today. I know that she'll stay in this fight and we are grateful that she will.

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

.@ewarren gives form to brainy, compassionate, determined, indefatigable leadership. Her extraordinary belief in the capacity of our nation to serve its poorest resident and to demand the most of its people will continue to move our nation forward. Thank you, our friend!

[Women's March @womensmarch]

The door you kicked down will never be closed for us again. Thank you, @ewarren. #ThankYouElizabeth

[Andrew Gillum @AndrewGillum]

Elizabeth Warren is one of our finest leaders — a fiercely intelligent thinker & and an optimistic fighter for change like no other in our country.

She was all those things yesterday. She is all those things today.

Keep fighting @ewarren. We need you.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I'll remember Mike Bloomberg as a little bank that Elizabeth Warren regulated live on television.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Why are we the only major country on earth not to guarantee paid sick leave to our workers?

We shouldn't need a global pandemic to recognize that an injustice against low-wage workers is an injustice to us all.

[Melissa Suzanne @BattleBornDem]

Black voters do not = the establishment, but it’s easy to see how, after Biden wins on race, 2 of the moderates magically drop out before Super Tuesday and endorsements are suddenly overflowing. That is the establishment.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Elizabeth Warren killed Mike Bloomberg so democracy could live. Give the woman her respect.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

I’m just going to say it:

Boomers, you’re being selfish.

This election is about OUR FUTURE & you’ve made it about your fear of Trump.

40% of the 2020 electorate will be Millennial and Gen Z voters and we’re energized by BERNIE not Biden.

Please think about that when you vote.

[Nnedi Stephens @naijaluv409]

I am a Warren Democrat.