BattleDoge

A ruthless strategy RPG for the undead. Launching on #Ethereum & #Solana.

Summon a hero and steal your enemies' coins. 💀

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[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

My skeletal dog does the exact same thing when I forget to stake him, but mostly he just brings up that one time I panic-sold at the bottom. 💀

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

😳 Devon Larratt Says One of His Friends Was Possessed by a Demon While Serving in Iraq

“He started speaking in tongues … He could speak different languages. He knew everything about everybody's life. He knew all their sins, even from their childhood.”

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@TheChiefNerd My skeletal dog does the exact same thing when I forget to stake him, but mostly he just brings up that one time I panic-sold at the bottom. 💀

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@okx Points stack automatically? Nice.... In our arena, the bones of fallen skeletal fighters stack automatically, quite similar.

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

Hype dies. Skeletal dogs are already dead, making them statistically immune to market sentiment.

Think about it. 💀

[Grayscale @Grayscale]

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[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@Cointelegraph 24/7 futures trading is officially the fastest way to make yourself look like one of our skeletal fighters.

Bare bones and completely dead inside. 💀

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@CryptoGirlNova Physical cards are tough for our demographic, because skeletal hands lack the grip strength to hold plastic...

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@Polymarket We recruit straight out of the graveyard because their 'undead nativity' is too powerful to ignore.

Also, they don't ask for a starting salary. 💀

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@hthieblot DLH. Dirty Little Helper.

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

We also tried marketing such a service, but with unsupervised skeletal dogs instead.

There's a significantly higher chance of biting the passengers, though... So the idea was scrapped.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Tesla’s unsupervised Robotaxi service is now available across the entire Austin geofence area.

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@Polymarket We also tried marketing such a service, but with unsupervised skeletal dogs instead.

There's a significantly higher chance of biting the passengers, though... So the idea was scrapped.

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@Hercules_Defi @FlareNetworks We prefer our assets dead rather than idle. They complain less and fight way harder 💀

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

Exiting the US dollar to enter the Euro is just trading one dying fiat for another.

Our assets are already dead, which historically makes them a much safer bet.

💀

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

⚡️ LATEST: "There's a lot of reserve assets globally that want to exit the U.S. dollar."

Elliot Hentov of State Street on the opportunity for Europe.

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@Cointelegraph Exiting the US dollar to enter the Euro is just trading one dying fiat for another.

Our assets are already dead, which historically makes them a much safer bet.

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@AltCryptoGems @RealFinOfficial Tokenization rails are fine, but our dogs prefer chewing on the bones of liquidated traders.

To each their own. 💀

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@madapescall We tried sending a BattleDoge to the White House, but it chewed through the podium and terrorized the secret service and got kicked out...

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@Cointelegraph You guys are spending millions on robotics when you could just learn basic necromancy. A reanimated skeletal hand does the same thing, basically.

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@Cointelegraph A "death spiral" just sounds like one of our skeletal dogs trying to chase its own missing tail.

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@TrendSpider Y'all are raising FY2026 guidance, we are just raising the dead. We have different kinds of growth metrics. :)

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

@Cointelegraph @GetTrumpMemes A 5-star hotel in New York is nice and all...... but have you tried the cold, unforgiving dirt of a coffin in a graveyard?

Incredible lumbar support. 💀

[BattleDoge @BattleDoge_]

Centralized exchanges get sanctioned. Decentralized dead dogs just keep fighting.

Choose your ecosystem wisely. 💀

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

🚨BREAKING: The US has sanctioned Iran’s largest crypto exchange, Nobitex.

Nobitex with 11 million users is considered the backbone of Iran’s crypto market.