Joshua Batt

I'd tell you I'm a creative genius, but it takes too long to write and sometimes I spell geinus wrong.

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@chrisjanstey Strong onions 🧅

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@AskKP This is unbearably awful. I whole heartedly denounce my namesakes! You and Neil can get back to the forests of Stirling and wage war on some quidditch players without me

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@AskKP $25k for saving the world 🧐

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@chrisjanstey 20:33...

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

“Man comes out of a single parent home, educates himself and rises up and becomes the President of the United States, and you ask him for his birth certificate, because you can’t take your knee off our neck.”

Al Sharpton delivers the eulogy at the memorial for George Floyd.

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@benayers Have you used Nextdoor? It’s wild.

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@chrisjanstey When flu become done

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@ABC @AskKP 👀

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@chrisjanstey Wood not count on it

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@chrisjanstey Turf Moor 😱

[Matt Broad @MattBroad]

@TheTenBellsE1 Disgusting behaviour. Charging an additional cost for “late night” at 10pm. Are you for real? Where is that advertised in the pub?

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@SkySportsNews @AskKP

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@NickBeecroft The profile pic 🙄

[PizzaExpress @PizzaExpress]

We always knew our dough was worth talking about ❤️🍕

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@Terry_Denness89 C. 79%. Harsh.

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@NickBeecroft The question is why aren’t you!

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@Terry_Denness89 That’s the one 👌

[Joshua Batt @Battsandballs]

@Terry_Denness89 Done slowthai and Loyle Carner?