Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

My 5yr old just looked out the window and ran to the kitchen:

Joshua: “ALEXA, What is the weather going to be like in Uddingston tomorrow”

Alexa: *Provides full weather report*

Joshua goes back to playing with dinosaurs after giving full weather report for tomorrow.

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

Forgot that everyone with a child assumes your baby is your 1st and wants to tell you how to raise them 😂

It’s now statistically more likely that I have more kids than you do... away with you and your patronising comments.

Let me know if you need any advice though! 😂

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

Joshua drew a “Joshato” that says “Pitato”

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

My 5yr old just looked out the window and ran to the kitchen:

Joshua: “ALEXA, What is the weather going to be like in Uddingston tomorrow”

Alexa: *Provides full weather report*

Joshua goes back to playing with dinosaurs after giving full weather report for tomorrow.

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

Ezras been walking about in his pants for an hour and when I got him ready for bed he said “wait Daddy, there are beans in my pants”

So as he took his pants off,7 jelly beans he had been keeping IN HIS PANTS as a pocket fell out and he snatched them and put them in his mouth 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

@MercerChris83 😂😂😂

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

I’m lying in bed and sent the boys to Joshuas room because they are so incredibly annoying.

I can now hear them singing a song called “Our Daddy is a bad, bad kid”

They are singing it over and over and over again

[Nicky @nickturani]

Ladies take notes!

Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up. It’s called conversation. Learn it.

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

Gimps

[Glasgow Times @Glasgow_Times]

📷The queue outside Lush on Buchanan Street this morning. Will you be hitting the sales?

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

@Mrs_Goodgrove 😂😂

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

Which Levi are you, on this Christmas Day?

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

@StephenDonalds3 It’s your dads fault... even though he wasn’t near the oven and it was your mum that was to turn the oven off... and nobody saw him do it...

But your mum has assured him he must’ve come in and turned the oven back on after she remembered to turn the oven off...

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

Full scale riot in the in-laws kitchen right this second...

Apparently my mother in law turned the oven off but my father in law turned it back on and half of the dinner is fully cremated.

More to follow...

#Uddingstonchristmasgate

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

A Christmas miracle happened.

Levi, aged 5 days (shown in picture dressed as an elf) slept for 8 hours with 1 feed in the middle!

My man!

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

I reckon this was easily take 32.

Year 1 with our 3 boys, @jec_x

Joshua, Ezra and Levi Beecroft 😍

[Harry Rees 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @HRees_]

When ur mate with three kids shows up at the pub on xmas eve

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

@BigDeccy1 @HRees_ @Mick_Doh 😂😂😂

[Mark David Love @markdavidlove]

New best pal. Better chat than his da. @NickBeecroft

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

@stumcrobbie 😂😂😂 Been around the swaddling block a few times Stu!

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

How can I move him? That’s surely against the law?

[Nick Beecroft 🌶🎺 @NickBeecroft]

@Mick_Doh @BigDeccy1 I love the sound of this story 😂