@seanmcdonald01 See also:
Pasta (Paw-sta)
Visa (Hard S)
Aunt (Onnt)
Graham (Gram)
Calm (Comm)
Kebab (Ke-bob)
Risotto (Rizz-oh-toe)
Anna (Onna)
Realtor (Real-a-tor)
Niche (Nitch)
Premier (Prem-ear)
Oregano (Or-egg-a-no)
Halloween (Hollow-een)
@Supervisor1_9_4 Dubstar - ‘I was making myself the usual cup of tea when the doorbell strangely rang’. Infact the lyrics from that *entire* song should just about do it