Battus

The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma. Also, I am a rock.

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

@Hermemes campaign video is finally uploaded!

https://t.co/kXBgcp8eEW

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

I feel like Elpenor describes the 2016 election better than any political analyst could.

#millmyth2016

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@Jessica_Barnes1 @Ferranimemes @Hermemes

He was given a plant, not a party drug.

#WhereWereYou #millmyth2016

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

@KaitlynWelch17
it was MEDICINAL. Also, I didn't see you helping any.
#millmyth2016

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

Stabbed in the eye
and you're to blame
you give heroes a bad name

#millmyth2016
#BonJovi
#WhatWereYouThinking
#ImaRockAndIKnowBetterWTF

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

@QueenBeeAphro : The goddess of beauty and love that had to bribe to win a contest of beauty
#MillMyth2016

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@Apollo_Millsaps If i were broken up I would be gravel, but I am not.
#KeepingItTogether better than all those Greeks you shafted.

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

@Apollo_Millsaps @Hermemes No, this is.

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

@Hermemes @Apollo_Millsaps this man knows what he is talking about!

[Hermes_Millsaps @Hermemes]

@Apollo_Millsaps You don't even know how to smite with style! Everyone knows the best way to smite is to turn em into stone. #millmyth2016

[Hermes_Millsaps @Hermemes]

Hey @Apollo_Millsaps , guess who hasn't killed any Greeks yet? (Loeb 17)
#Switzerland #FeelTheHerm #GreekLivesMatter #millmyth2016

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

@Xaris_millsaps @QueenBeeAphro Clearly I can. Discrimination is never the answer.
#DontDiscriminate #StopDiscrimination #millmyth2016

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

@Xaris_millsaps @QueenBeeAphro That's okay, I'm a rock. You probably shouldn't worship a rock.
#millmyth2016

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Hippolytus: arrogantly pious.
#millmyth2016

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@ArtemisMillsaps @realDonaldTrump I agree, but you're still the real animal here.
#RIPActaeon

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@Xaris_millsaps @QueenBeeAphro @Apollo_Millsaps
I'm sorry but what has a higher mandatory minimum, petty theft or murder?
#millmyth2016

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And she will have your own hunting dogs brutally hunt down and eat you if you say otherwise :) @ArtemisMillsaps #millmyth2016 #RIPActaeon

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

#GetHermd #FeelTheHerm @QueenBeeAphro @Hermemes @Apollo_Millsaps #ApolloandAphroditeandEveryoneElseForPrisonExceptHermes
#millmyth2016

[Battus @BattusTheStone]

@Hermemes I'm a rock and I feel bad for you #RockWithEmpathy
shame on you @QueenBeeAphro ! What was that about safe sex?
#millmyth2016

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nice meme @Hermemes
#millmyth2016