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Professional Banker

[prince. @onrooleyy]

you think you're different just because you stay in the UK.

[God Thanks! @misslollipop420]

Eh you people would lick the floor if Tadikila told you to

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

In Malawi, 80% of men who go for DNA tests are not the biological fathers of the children.

[JÖHN @AchinaJohn]

In other words, if you think that kid ain’t yours, they’re most likely not 😂💀

[Trevor Tsuyoshi @TrevorTrix]

The response to the 80% DNA item is brazy…. “The men already had doubts so it doesn’t matter”

Really? That’s what you’re extrapolating from that 80% official figure?

80% of anything is on a very high side yet it’s excusable because the men “already suspected” lol

[Jack McBrams @mcbrams]

@ElenimoC The statistic is actually correct. It says 80% of tested Malawian men show that they are not the biological fathers. The story doesn't claim that 80% of Malawian men are not real fathers of their children. Read the story again

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Can someone riddle me this? A girl I know had an abortion and is very pro abortion. Yet when she miscarried at 7 weeks, she’s upset? Said she “lost her baby” I thought it was just a clump of cells? Is it only worth recognizing as a baby because you wanted it this time??

[Sing'anga dF @itz_df]

😂😂😂😂

[Michael Bhingu Jr @ChikafaJnr]

One person was awarded 1 billion kwacha by the courts. 1 person given enough money to build 5 schools nkutsalanso change.

Koma I must be a patriot and support the Minister's daughter for Miss World. Lol. Y'all play too much.

[Amnesty Gondwe 🇲🇼 @Santaah92]

Kamangila is ridiculed for talking about money laundering and how much of what we see in the entertainment industry is a facade, masking money laundering schemes happening behind the scenes. Here we are.

[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

Imagine no video evidence she will deny it 💔🤬

[Bellamy🇹🇿 @bellamy__cc]

Bro, if we used our mothers as the standard for how women should treat us, we’d have some wildly unrealistic expectations too coz our mothers loved and treated us like kings but that doesn’t mean our partners are supposed to replicate that dynamic.

[Tkain The Simp🐶🥷 @iamtkain01]

Boys muma Uni 😂😂

[J O E L ▲ @JoelFickson]

Y'all engineers should show respect to this guy. Dude was talking STT in Malawi as far back as 2016. 🔥🔥

One of the very best software engineers I know. One of the people I can speak with technical stuff and I know will understand what I am talking about. @liwucodes, get your flowers, my brother.

[Skengman @_CrocodileTeeth]

😂😂😂 masten ati ndakula ndikwatile, ati ndikadikila kuti ndilemele kuti ndikwatile sindikwatila 💀💀💀 ndakumvani koma sindimadya kwanu pano.

[Recovery Simp @recovery_simp]

How money is laundered via music
A thread

1/ money laundering’s when shady folks take dirty cash from stuff like drugs or scams & make it look clean by runnin’ it thr legit businesses. The music game, with all its cash flow and global vibes, is low-key a perfect spot for this.

[OSBMTS @Djvngxbawa]

Hypothetically, if you successfully separate VIP from the regulars, how will you convincingly claim thousands bought VIP tickets?

[OSBMTS @Djvngxbawa]

Seeing it happen in real time is hilarious.

[Big Masquerade @BKpokposkysr]

@guzu_p The girl who accused my elder brother of rape is dead now, while my elder brother is flourishing. We didn't go to court, we went to our ancestors, and asked them to fight for us. She suffered so terribly before she died, and I was very happy.

[MrRedFlag 🚩 @Thwema1]

Out of budget maybe but never out my league. 🙏🏼