~Yay Area Mom~

We go.

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

I went on an ayahuasca retreat with Marianne Williamson, nice gal but her water bottle REEKS

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

I tried to cut the line at Alice Water’s flea market today and got called out by a buncha narcs. I won’t share the rest of the story because I’m not proud of my behavior 😔😔

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

I wasted 7 months of my life doing kegel exercises with a jade egg in my vagina I want my $65.99 back !! @goop

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Gwyneth Paltrow on the "painful lesson" of Goop's mistakes: "We didn’t understand that you can’t make certain claims. We just thought we were like, writing a blog" #SXSW https://t.co/srB6VQvac4

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

first Carl Kasell died and now this

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

I officially regret my sophomore year at Hampshire College just as much as my vote for Ralph Nader 😕 https://t.co/QCyvsYUBkM

[VICE Canada @vicecanada]

Is cocaine vegan? It depends on who you ask. https://t.co/3O7lCbsa2J

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

weirdos staring at me hella foul like they've never seen a grown woman breastfeed her seven year old son in front of a public library smh

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

My apologies! I popped two Xanax at brunch and started wildin on twitter..Big fan of your work Frances 🙏🙏 https://t.co/fhNO5G3UEL

[Frances Dinkelspiel @Frannydink]

Maybe we were standing next to one another in line because I (Frances D) took that photo. I did not use one of yours. https://t.co/rFGol44BPp

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

@berkeleyside ummm can you give me credit when using my photo what the heck

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

summer 2k17 vibes bitch catch up

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

I spilled some Sonoma Zinfandel on my only black ski mask and it's still at the dry cleaner so I'm gonna have to sit this one out comrades https://t.co/LmFUkHQzxk

[Berkeleyside @berkeleyside]

Berkeley braces itself for a day of rallies that may turn violent https://t.co/IDSTTorZfe

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

Currently stuck on a train b/w MacArthur & 19th and I’ve never picked a worse day to start a lemon juice colon cleanse pls send help @God https://t.co/XMQSLgYSZC

[BART Alert @SFBARTalert]

Major delay system wide in all dirs due to a disabled train at WOAK. Pls seek alt means of trans until further notice.

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

you'll be back to eating Cherry Garcia out the pint when ur 55 and hubby doesn't realize he's been doing the same Bono role play for 9 years https://t.co/YOBTj0LtJ4

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

PSA: If your offspring can’t handle the loud pack send em to De La Salle or sumthin fr fr https://t.co/EIJjcsLPjR

[Berkeleyside @berkeleyside]

Two Berkeley High students hospitalized after eating marijuana edibles https://t.co/rNk7z1GM4H

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

When his garbage bags are biodegradable >>>>>

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

ON CITAS https://t.co/R3i8pAkVKj

[solange stan account @RexxLifeRaj]

what's your favorite bay word?

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

this is NOT helping my mimosa hangover @BerkeleyBowl

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

@BigDickDreidel luv u 2 Mr Dreidel 😘

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

no, YOU'RE too old to shroom at the greek

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

was just informed that "kegels" does not rhyme with "bagels" wtf!!

[~Yay Area Mom~ @BayMoms]

“I think it’s great that we can finally rent out Dolores Park for our company picnic —”