So she’s gone, "aren’t you that meme guy from Twitter?" and I’ve said "well listen babe, you can call me what you like but Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar are sitting around in their pants and I'm bringing it home so is it my place or yours?"
Can anyone on here remember what life was like before Russia 2018??
Things I seem to remember . . .
1) It used to rain.
2) There were days without drinking.
3) There used to be chores and errands that needed doing.
4) We used to need to wear trousers.
Dark days indeed.