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hey it's nikki blonsky from the movie hairspray

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I'm uninstalling tinder because I just accidentally liked a guy who had pickle rick as one of his profile pictures. I'm also killing myself

[Dee @figgled]

When the last cave boy is rescued a giant speaker will play The Boys Are Back In Town

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This is a really daring take on both the concept of "news" and "things I might care to know"

[medium reginald @toototabon]

found a really cool instagram account promoted on my feed

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extremely glad uber eats finally ditched the hideous green icon and opted to instead move to a 2005 xbox colour scheme

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BAYONETTA 3 WHEN bitch

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For the number of complaints I have about uber I sure do use it a lot

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

Is there anything more boring and irritating than getting sucked into a convo with a bunch of 20 something’s about ‘weird ABC shows we used to watch as children!!’ ? Ppl will just not shut up about this topic like ‘oh my god remember PLASMO?’ Yeah motherfucker I do. Move on

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as a professional courtesy to me, when forwarding an email i wrote, please delete the 4 - 5 paragraphs of bitching about the person you are forwarding it to. thank you very much obliged

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plotting linear forecasts of my weight gain during business hours on my work pc

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@Gustavtheherder lord

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

I mean, sex is all right but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else's fault even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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i love when a Russian woman won't let me onto a casino floor @! !!! it is my favourite. thank you Russian Lady

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my friend, to whom I sent my arrival ETA a full 25 minutes in advance to allow him appropriate time to meet me at my destination, but was still 15 minutes late: hey sorry im late

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elon musk please allow me to check a box when I request the uber that says ☑️ please do not speak to me

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when I get an uber and the driver talks to me it makes me not want to take an uber ever again

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please sense the tone man

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can you die from being too horny

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@slapeggz who doesn't!! im going to have one insanely jacked arm from swinging the joycon around for 11 hours a day!!