Harry Hotspur

Disgraced former politician, now living in a Park Home

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@ExpressandStar She went up ladder how does that work?

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@kckm94 She went up a ladder!

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@Whywickers @MichaelTakeMP How was Myrtle Bagot?

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@Whywickers @JamesAHogg2 I haven’t had Fanny at Christmas for many years. The last time I ended up with stains on my new dressing gown

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@SarahForRuncorn As the Suffragan Bishop of Skegness preaches, Don’t fall for racism dressed up as faith

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@EstherMcVey1 The Revd Copperthwaite has banned all moaning bigots and from his services this Christmas

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@SarahForRuncorn What do you mean by everyone?

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@Whywickers @MichaelTakeMP I can’t imagine what Mre Antrobus would have made of such behaviour

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@MichaelTakeMP @KayBurley I was murdered in Skegness last Saturday, so London doesn’t have a Monopoly. Fortunately the Suffragan Bishop gave me the kiss of life and took me back to his for a restorative massage

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@Whywickers @MichaelTakeMP Personally I am rather keen on a six inch stiletto

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@Whywickers @MichaelTakeMP The Suffragan Bishop of Skegness held his annual cocktail party last evening. His sequinned cocktail dress was much admired.

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@MichaelTakeMP The Revd Copperthwaite is very popular with many in our community and I am sure he would offer you advice.However it is worth remembering he is always fully naked under his cassock.

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@andreajenkyns Another day not in the office. I went looking for your promised Christmas market in Lincoln but I couldn’t find it.

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@NadineDorries Oh dear oh dear. What a lack of personal insight

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@sotontimes @BishopDewar His Bishopness is nothing to do with the CofE.

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@Whywickers @MichaelTakeMP Dear Anne and her virgin virtue. It has cost her dear in life. Something inside her curdled and turned to rancid hate. Such a shame.

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@MichaelTakeMP I have absolutely no clue who this young lady is. According to the Suffragan Bishop of Skegness she is an actress who he met once in Sutton on Sea. What the actress said to the Bishop is not on record. However he had what I believe was bird lime on his cassock.

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@MarieBell626390 @ColinBrazierTV @montie I take great pleasure in the fact you have fallen hook, line and sinker!

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@Whywickers @MichaelTakeMP Sadly the Three Monkeys is now a Spoons! Bishop Al is a dear friend. He tells me he is desperate to take our friendship to another level. I think I know what that means, but I told him not under the pier.

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@Whywickers @MichaelTakeMP The Suffragan Bishop of Skegness is campaigning to have the vicar who led the service to be defrocked. Although he is particularly fond of a frock himself so I am not sure of his motives.