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[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump on Balogun:

Balogun is our best player. He got a red card. I didn't know what that meant, but then I heard that it means you cannot play in the next game.

That's very unfair. How do you penalize him for a game that hasn't been played yet?

I asked for a review by FIFA.

[Fran @frabigol]

*Corner para México*

Santi Gimenez al costado de la cancha:

[Marcus @Bazzann_]

@1tvnnxr @MotionDepot @Playbook

[Marcus @Bazzann_]

@1tvnnxr

[Marcus @Bazzann_]

@IIPatll

[Marcus @Bazzann_]

@itooo_1 You’re goated

[Marcus @Bazzann_]

@IIPatll Somebody tweeted this lineup no idea who but I got here

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

When you bet on easy wins and they tie

[br_betting @br_betting]

Me showing off my +8000 World Cup winner to everyone i know

(i just took the best players in the world to score twice for the second straight week)

[Marcus @Bazzann_]

😂😂😂😂

[Scott @scottiesniffen]

Me seeing the timeline cash Messi, Mbappe, Haaland 2 goals again

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This censorship law is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. The real goal is to enable the UK government to track everyone.

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

This episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired in 2020 during peak woke

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[karlee @kar__lee]

Waiting for the lifeguard to give you the greenlight to go down the waterslide

[Ryan Rueda @PlayoffDude]

Life comes at you fast

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

Let's say it again... "The Spurs are the Western Conference Champions!". My first one as a fan!

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Victor Wembanyama arrives for Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. 🔥

[Saurabh Kumar @drummatick]

The kind of performance you need to pull just to survive as a software engineer these days