Bran Man

Vidya game and creature feature connoisseur • Graphic Design + Digital Media • Co-owner of @CrashArchive

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

@ItzAustinCB Crash Bandicoot - Circumcision Kit (Japan-2000)

[Crash Bandicoot Archives @CrashArchive]

Crash Bandicoot on a ticket machine at Universal Studios Japan in the 2000's

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

@RillaRoo_ N0000000000

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

@RillaRoo_ Thank you someone finally says it

[Dr. Jayson, PhD 🌲 @JS_StrngstSldr]

@jmurfish Bro really just said:

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

Looking at you, Crash Team Rumble

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

@CrashBandicoot Why would you make new game modes limited time when there’s only one mode in the base game to begin with. Are you TRYING to kill this game off quicker?

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

Ouch

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@MancellJosh The only “original” music is the theme but it’s just a remix of the Crash 1 theme. The rest of the music is all taken from NST and 4.

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

@Garlopet88 Yeah it’s insane to me that even before you’ve unlocked anything in Crash Bash there’s STILL more content than Rumble. Just such a missed opportunity with this one. I reeeeally despise the modern gaming trend of emphasizing cosmetic unlockables/battle passes over actual content.

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

Guess I’ll give my thoughts on #CrashTeamRumble after playing for a couple days. The gameplay itself is pretty fun, however it doesn’t make up for the severe lack of content missing from this game. 1 mode, no offline functionality at all, very few maps, only 8 characters. (1/4)

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

All in all, it IS a pretty fun game, however big problems like lack of content, no offline modes, ridiculous price, no Switch or PC release, etc…, is severely hurting this game. As it stands it’s a 6/10 for me. A lot more is needed here if people are going to keep playing. (4/4)

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

It’s already getting price cuts after 3 days too which is a pretty telling lack of value. I’ve already ran into lobbies where there weren’t enough people to fill up both teams. Not a great sign for a game that came out literally less than 72 hours ago. (3/4)

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

@LiamBeUponYe Celeste is Pizza Tower for people who drink Soylent

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

Think this is the first time I legitimately just don’t care at all about a new Crash game. It just looks like a low effort asset-flip snooze fest. The awful marketing so far does nothing to help it’s case either.

[Crash Bandicoot @CrashBandicoot]

Introducing: Tiki Towers! Don't worry, there's plenty of Wumpa to go around. #CrashTeamRumble

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

@CrashBandicoot If she were “main character energy”you wouldn’t have to specifically try and say that she is.

[Bran Man @Bdog505]

@DelusionPosting @Stone_tossers Cartoon children profile pic activity

[Paul Gardner @PavelSadovnik]

Wow! This is so unexpected ❤️🙏

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Velma was so god awfully shit that leftists are claiming it was a right wing psyop to make the left look bad.