𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧

~Loner 💨

[𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 @BeLykBaller23]

Smoking a blunt by yo self will make you cut everybody off once you start thinking 😂

[🔝 @Diimees_]

don’t be looking for me to give af this ain’t that kinda year

[𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐳𝐲 @Effizy_0]

"Home Alone" was released in 1990 and they paid $122.50 for 10 pizzas. I just tried to order 10 pizzas just to see the cost. It's was $122.29... No inflation on large pizzas

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My wife and I have been married for years.

I have never raised my voice at her.

Not once.

Until last weekend.

We were at a close friend's place, He'd just moved out of state and was showing me around his new home.

At some point he brought out a firearm he'd recently purchased.

I checked it myself before touching it, Cleared it, Handled it properly.

My wife walked in from another room.

He handed it to her.

She took it.

And pointed it at my face.

What came out of my mouth in that moment was not calm.

It was not gentle.

It was the kind of reaction that comes from somewhere deeper than thought.

I knocked the barrel down and said something I won't repeat word for word.

She handed it back and walked straight out.

The drive home was the quietest forty minutes of our marriage.

She told me later that I humiliated her. That I spoke to her like she was beneath me.

I told her I spoke to her like a man who just had a gun pointed at his face by someone who never checked if it was loaded.

We've been going around this same circle for days.

She thinks my reaction was the problem.

I think her action was.

I love my wife more than anything.

But I keep thinking about what happens in the version of that moment where I don't knock the barrel down in time.

I can't unfeel that.

[Precious 💫 @Uwhe_P]

What’s your favorite thing to do while high?

[Noir @BadassNoir]

My favorite HOOD classic

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i asked my son why they was up playing he said
"because we kids"

[lipsey @fowontmiss]

2 bitchless niggas standing at the corner 💀 😭

[𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐞🐾 @flowwithkel]

If this ain’t AI then that’s some real strength there men💪

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

My teen daughter is spending more time in her room and less time on the couch with her family, and it's hard. So, last night I knocked on her door and brought in some snacks. I sat down on her bed beside her and we talked for an hour about her weekend and Netflix and what she had coming up in school. And before I wore out my welcome, I gathered our trash and left--but I felt so good about that time we spent togteher.

It reminded me again to meet our teens where they are at, not where we want them to be.

[💞 @Fr_deadass]

LMAOOOOO 😂😂💔

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

Weed really said "the high lasts 2 hours, the evidence lasts a month."

[Sammy @Offixialanagu]

Can't wait till weed is legal and Soccer Moms ruin it with pillows that say things like "it's pot o' clock" and
"don't talk to me until I've had my lound.

[Speaker @SpeakerNG1]

She said I choose weed over her. She was right. The weed never lied to me, never left, never changed. Some loyalty you can't explain 🍃😌

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

You done chiefed half the city’s weed supply but suddenly my pen in the grocery store is where you draw the line?

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

My fiancé called me just after lunch.
His voice was shaky. Weak.
The kind of voice that instantly makes your stomach drop.
"Baby..." he whispered.
The second I heard him, my heart started pounding.
"What's wrong?"......

[Above @Draxnati0n]

I’m not for everyone, and that’s exactly why I stand out.

[𝑴𝒂𝒗☆ @thugwontmiss]

When she's honest >>>

[.RW🦦 @wel0verw]

Different sizes different uses 😂