Chuck Turtleman 🐢

I haven't listened to new music since 1988.
There's nothing funnier than a monkey.

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@Howlingmutant0 @PlisskenPatriot Didn't she say in a Reddit AMA that she told AT&T that she didn't want any more ads featuring her from below the waist because the internet went bananas over her butt?

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@JoeAlderman11 Not all mine but here are some from when some buddies and I went to a shoot years back. Best "dump" photo I have.

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@realjeffsimmons @new_era72 I’m NC born and raised. Picked the Seahawks in the 80’s due to helmets and colors when I was 10. I’ve travelled to games every season since the mid 90s.

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@FritzPeasant @wil_da_beast630 We get some huge ones here in NC. The big boars are only good for ground sausage though. Which is delicious but I wouldn’t eat it rare!

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@BenjaminSolak You had me until I re-read 8(!) game stretch. 20 quarterbacks. Can come in and play (look) like a top 5 QB in the league for 8(!) games? That's half a season. Absolutely no way. I'd say about 10-12 QBs for 4 weeks. I respect you very much, btw, just strongly disagree.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

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@Super70sSports That little ginger fucker ruined my favorite radio talk show, but I gotta give him this: Kid was consistent.

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@Asian12th @Jao_szg Certainly not much because he's been getting picked on in coverage for the last few years. Maybe stick him in the game during blowouts and let him get a few tackles?

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@ShamashAran Whenever a tweet ends with "hope this helps," it tends to go something like this.

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@mookiealexander @BGMediaOnSI They're even worse on the east coast.

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@JoeAlderman11 Ah, an ancient switchplate cover!

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@mookiealexander @benbbaldwin About 10 years ago my mom was getting a knee replacement and I decided to see what one entailed on YouTube and watch the procedure. My "for you" section was a gruesome shitshow for months.

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@seasidejoenews I bought his jersey 😢

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@AnneTow84880951 @wil_da_beast630 My wife hangs our clothes out in warm months (American south). Several of our neighbors do too. Linens smell nice and my wife swears clothes last longer. Makes sense if you look at the lint trap.

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@realjeffsimmons @CardinalsNewEra They shouldn't give most people TierMaker.

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@seasidejoenews @Seahawks I have an old Chad Brown and maybe a Rick Mirer somewhere. But if I had to go for something nobody out of 69,000 would have... I might be tempted to go the Jerry Rice, Dwight Freeney, Devin Hester route. So Franco Harris it is!

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@UsingLyft Every time I've been called for jury duty, I've let them know that I have a pretty good idea if someone is guilty just by looking at them.

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@PstafarianPrice @nullrespecter Most of us didn't exactly get a say in the matter. I'm glad the trend is dying down though.

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@mark_giangreco @Tonysmarkettips Oh Pats fans aren't going to care at all. But the team with runner up coach of the year should!

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@Tonysmarkettips It's entirely possible being at Seattle. Whose head coach came in 2nd place for COTY and the winner was having an affair with a vote holder.