Chloe

You are my Rock. You are my Dwayne. You are my Johnson. 😎

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

just saw the barbie movie and it’s fantastic! i won’t give away the entire ending, but she does kill osama bin laden

[Pedro Pascal Daily @pascalarchive]

“i fucking hate milk”

[tony @joeIsmillers]

my favorite comments about this scene are neil’s, “it became more interesting that joel saves ellie emotionally & NOT physically.” , “david’s face becomes the punching bag. this is for riley, this is for tess, this is for sam, this is for henry, this is for my mom.” #TheLastofUs

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

bbc radio 1 had paul rudd on to give advice to anyone who called in and i was not prepared

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

flattening a penny at the science museum

[bobby @bobby]

if you have a hundred billion dollars all you have to do is give away 99 billion dollars and everyone will love you forever. they'll name planets after you and stuff. and you still get to have one billion dollars.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Why does everyone at The White Lotus eat at the hotel every night? YOU'RE IN ITALY!!!!!

[helena riley @freshhel]

I want to see kendall jenner take an improv class. and she’s not allowed to take a xanax or get an IV of vitamins beforehand. then I want kourtney to tour the factory where they make cheez its (this is a 2 hour episode) then I want kylie to do ayahuasca

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

landlords: we must raise rent

costco ceo: i would rather burn this place to the ground than charge more than $1.50 for a hotdog

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

There are major companies who could learn something from The Try Guys new public statement https://t.co/zfyRDOIiAW

[AQFP (Ashley Quai Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

princess Diana in heaven rn

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i’ve long accepted my family does not “just want to check in” and is only calling me for tech support and i’m at peace with that

[erika (business bitch) @shrugemoji]

this is the energy im trying to match

[Electra Eton @Elect_Entertain]

Khloe: I'm having another baby with Tristan!

The world: ...

#TheKardashians #KhloeKardashian #kuwtk

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

https://t.co/0T9v5YOiCH
Good. Stupid Cunts.

[ian @ianclemmons_]

#StrangerThings Spoilers

Max waiting for Mike to finish his speech to El like

[Capt.Rex @CaptRex8]

#StrangerThings Jonathan: “Are we ok”?

Nancy: “Yeah”

Me:

[Chloe @Be_Aggressive_]

The horror level from Stranger Things season 3 to season 4 is like…. 1 to 100000 🫣😳😱