Executive Dysfunction

Just some soup for my family.

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

Don't quit your job and cut your bangs in the same day.

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

Is there a group for people who grew up going to their parents' AA meetings? Don't say church.

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@VaJaiJade_ 8

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@samc00ke Fulling leaning into the nostalgia

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@mala_sarkady (I spent years in a similar situation and had nothing to show for it. I come from a place of love!)

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@mala_sarkady Tell him if it makes no difference to put it in your name then?

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@WysteriaGrove And what did you tell him?

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@maternalgroyp Salt, caffeine, and making sure your blood pressure is okay because headaches during pregnancy can mean something very different than regular headaches.

[Grace Auta @graceauta101_]

You have NO FU**KING IDEA how often women bite their tongues just so your fragile egos don’t get absolutely FU*KING DESTROYED.

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@Dadsaysjokes Didn't even need to be heavy. Just poorly timed breath was enough!

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@falseroxy I had it as a teenager and they still won't give it to me!

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@tealkitsune Pat really feels like the traditional choice

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@owenbroadcast He needs a donkey and an Anatolian!

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@peter_devito The cutest patootie!

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@seiyapilled Also we have all the geography and good food at home.

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@TheNewThinkerr Also our cops have tanks and more guns than many militaries with no problem using them on our citizens 🤷‍♀️

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@blessthebeautyy It was shocking to see, then a conversation for a few days, but most folks wrote it off because they found her annoying.

[Multiverse of Madden @MadebyMadden]

@c0co_101 Women in STAB

[jess @enchantedjess13]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@AudreyPorne Is he...capable of self-reflection?

[Executive Dysfunction @BeaMcQueen]

@danadonnelly Also now sometimes the answer is legitimately "both"