Mr Bumble

Social entrepreneur & innovator providing 19th century solutions to 21st century problems. (Me/Mine)
仁义而已矣何必曰利

[Mr Bumble @BeadleBumble]

Available to host TV/radio shows or give after-dinner speeches.
All enquiries to my agent :
Bill Sikes
Flat 7b The Old Thuggery
Street-with-no-name
Ingerland

[Mr Bumble @BeadleBumble]

Bradley Cooper’s impersonation of Leonard Bernstein - Take 1

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‘I would’ve got away with it too , if it weren’t for those meddling kids.’
Ed vents his fury as Scooby-Doo & the gang unmask his PR antics as a desperate failure.

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

What an amazing result! So proud of the Lionesses and excited for Sunday morning 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Michael Alexander Kearsley @ProjectKearsley]

"So, you're name's Ken, your girlfriend, Barbie, you say she's disappeared and she may be with this Oppenheimer character!"#Barbenheimer

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@BryanVanNorden As we say in England ‘Ta very much.’

[Armand D'Angour @ArmandDAngour]

The parvenu simply adores
Being privy to upper-class laws.
We hear how he snoots
About banking with Coutts:
“I just keep all my money with Hoares”.

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@Glinner ‘Welease the Twanswoman.’

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@portraitinflesh The clue is in the crowd numbers.

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‘Complex’ & ‘fast moving’ are not two words conjoined that bode well for anyone.
#BBCscandal
#BBCPresenter

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Looks like alot of the people in the replies are just trying to run away from themselves. Others are just naive dreamers or have been conned by the awful propaganda wars raging on social media.

[Elizabeth G @MissyFitLondon]

If you could leave the UK (& living elsewhere wasn’t an issue), where would you go & why? I have never been so sick of this country & it’s rampant right-wing populism, as I have the past few years! #ToryBrokenBritain

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Breaking News
In response to a plea for help from Emmanuel Macron , the British Government is sending a special envoy to France
#frenchriots

[Michael Alexander Kearsley @ProjectKearsley]

Baby Bear "Are you sure that's goldilocks, doesn't look like her?"

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Classic comedy tonight - The Likely Lads in No Hiding Place.
Two current affairs addicts look forward to watching highlights of The Battle of Moscow on Saturday night. But can they avoid finding out the result beforehand and having their fun spoilt ?
#PrigozhinVSPutin

[Stephan Jensen @StephanAJensen]

It's always the butler.
#Prigozhin #Russia #rostov #Moscow

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Bumble books is proud to publish the latest offering from multiple nobel prize winner #BorisJohnson
‘My Amazing Adventures’
What the reviewers say :
A thrilling ride - J. Arcuri
Where’s my bloody peerage - N Dorries
Made me laugh out loud - K Starmer
#BorisTheLiar

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@jayrayner1 Sneer away but I think you will find that Jeffrey Archer corroborates this story in his memoirs , specifically in the chapter ‘How I invented deep sea diving & discovered the lost city of Atlantis.’

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Breaking news :
Putin & Biden meet to discuss shared problem of domestic gun controls.

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@joshxhowie @DrMatthewSweet As I’m sure Otto English will tell you , the Winston Churchill quote ‘Never trust a man who lacks a sense of humour’ is fake.

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@joshxhowie In the space of only a few years so many of these Don Quixote types like Otto, donning their armour for battle after the Brexit fiasco , have disappeared up their own backsides.

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@guardiannews I think we all learnt Ozymandias at school