Beaker's Beard

A beard created by blending packets, gun powder and smoked meats

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@Fatgirlyum @Beaker His beard almost compares to me

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A true goat! Will soon be living in Hoffnasium? @Beaker

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@jondeats Right here

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Not a "cool" way to spend a Saturday morning @Beaker

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Trimmed and Marvelous today, if I do say so myself!

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@Beaker Seeing is believing #largemarge @mooandbrewclt

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@Beaker I am like the force. You have not mastered me yet.

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@mattwbaker @Beaker @LeoVieiraBJJ @MarcusBuchecha Yes, yes I can. Beard oil not only adds shine but is part of my defense strategy

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Oh yeah baby

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Got a new beard comb today! Everyday I get better looking.

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@Beaker @chifferrobe @jack_daniel @defcon @craigfroelich @KristopherFador I shall bring my owner and bask in the glory of being with my bearded friends.

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Before beard and after in one screen shot (Leo Tolstoy). Twitter analytics FTW

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When there is smoke there is fire.

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Even dinosaurs run from the beard!

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Even dinosaurs run from the beard!

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Why is there no emoji of a bearded man (Santa excluded)? #bearddiscrimination