Beaker Ben

Drinker, chemist, professor. I rarely perform more than two of those roles simultaneously. Obviously, opinions expressed here are not my own.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

Beaker Ben is no more. It's been loads of fun, tweeps. See this for more: http://t.co/Aw0LHxuiX5

Take care, everybody!

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Honey, I need to eat
Well, there's food at this rest area
...
Oh, it's just arbys
Whatever. I'm starving

Arbys: whatever. You're starving

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@AProfsLife Ctrl C and Ctrl V keys just pressed themselves, I tell ya!

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Please remember your syllabus is a legal contract. Unless I don't like your grading, then I will go into the system and change grades.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@andreagrimes @Lacci evil

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@annaramona @PhDForum I didn't start reading education articles until I was in my twenties. I'll bring up this deficiency with my parents.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@HuffPostBiz Are cops shooting more toy gun users now or are we more concerned about it? If it's the former, then it's not the toy's fault.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

Hey new followers: thanks and try @Twit_Students for retweets of the sad/funny/odd things students say about faculty.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@srhbutts @Lacci The men's version has nuts.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@lawprofblawg What an idiot. Obviously, the Dalai Lama doesn't know how Facebook works. Friend yourself? #smh

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@srhbutts @Lacci I'm man enough to buy the woman-bread if I feel like it. I don't care who knows. Anyway, I'll just say it's for my wife.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@SarcasticMethod Don't get downwind of him.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@drprofpatrick Essay of mass destruction. Reminds me of the Monty Python skit about the funniest joke.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@mcnees @Lacci But it looks like the decrease is mainly due to less development $. If industry replaces that, what's the problem?

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@mcnees @Lacci Why does the % for the US differ in the two graphs?

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@upbeatprof @GradElitism FYI, GradElitism is a plagiarist joke account. He copies funny stuff from @AcademicsSay and others.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@upbeatprof @Blackboard Sure, but that costs extra.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@upbeatprof You're right. I'm unhappy that I didn't finish a paper I planned to write last spring.

[Beaker Ben @Beaker_Ben]

@blauexstunde HA! If only my talents were so practical.