Real Human Bean

Undefeated drop ball champ

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

“Communism sounds good in theory but…”

Let me stop you right there compadre, bc capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory. Oh ya, 13 people owning 99% of global wealth, ya let’s create a system that makes that possible. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[derek davison @dwdavison]

It’s wild how they suddenly remember all these other uses for money when it comes to ending a war, but not when the Pentagon requests a $1.5 trillion annual budget.

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

when we say “crime is a social construct”.

what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jaił for littering but a corporation can poıson the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jaił.

[haf @slickomode]

yes i do live under a rock. she's called the moon

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.

[burialposter @burialposter]

A fart is lowkey like a ringtone for your butt

The poop is calling

[angel of love and kindness @RideForDeath]

Had such a good idea I got a boner #StrokeOfPenius

[死 @humanxmaybe]

burnt my tongue drinking coffee this morning beer would never do that to me

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[twinkmoder @twinkmoder]

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

[Real Human Bean @BeanPorks]

Last night I dreamt of niche Chinese baby

[Real Human Bean @BeanPorks]

I was balls deep into the bit
-Kai

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

A Black student was lynched in Mississippi today.

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

If god forbid a leftist like Hasan Piker were killed, a lot of centrist Dems wouldn’t even publicly mourn him. The idea that any GOP governor would fly flags at half mast for him, like Dem govs are doing for Kirk, is beyond laughable. That’s the imbalance we have in this country.

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Mariana @kedokinnie]

why this lake look like aldar beedo

[Kerrcarr 🌘🟡🌘🌘 (🔴)🌘 🟡🌘🌘🌘 @Kerrcarr01]

There's a true genuineness and beauty found within this image, which sadly cannot be found within any second of Andor.