Recently discovered how to make yogurt in the instant pot. Amazing.
This weekend I ordered nut milk bags.
It’s okay, Amazon. I’m just as uncomfortable as you are.
@kathleenmadigan hubs got me tix to see your show in Mpls on Sat and I cannot WAIT to see your new stuff. Open bar and bonfires at our house all weekend if you’re missing a home-cooked. Not even joking. Road living is exhausting and we get it.
In addition to walking in on mom and dad’s ‘special time’, we can probably add walking in on mom emptying her @TheDivaCup to the list of shit our kids will talk about in therapy someday.
#carrie
Conversation with Bean this morning...
“Oh no, Mama! The window is DIRTY!!”
“No sweetheart. That’s just condensation. It’s moisture, like when the bathroom mirror gets all steamed up after our showers. Can you say ‘con-den-say-shen’?”
“Cunt-vacation.”
... close enough.