DANKENSTEIN

hopeless sadomasochist

[DANKENSTEIN @BeanerWitch]

I’m just a socially awkward ghost.

[Ric @PrettyRicc]

Anxiety: Aren’t you like...worried?

Me: About what?

Anxiety: I don't know

Me: Oh my god you’re right, thanks for reminding me

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I’m one emotional breakdown away from getting my throat tattooed

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Post-shoot 🥀

[nothing @isitastranger]

Like I am jealous of people who get everything handed t them, and I’m not talking about just money, but like opportunities, and then at the same time I find myself stoked to work for a chance at an opportunity. Show my worth, if any still holds.

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I may b sad but I b makin these stacks 💸

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Why am I writing pop punk

[ambs @ambbss_]

Fuck off this potato looks like a seal

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Me: *tries to have a good morning*

Depression: ayeee not today homie lmao remember all you want to do is sleep? 😎

[DANKENSTEIN @BeanerWitch]

My heart belongs to you, so save me

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When a fortune cookie throws you into an existential crisis

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Have you ever looked at old pictures of yourself and thought: "Damn, people just let me walk around looking like that and no one said a thing" and then you look in the mirror and think: "Shit, it's happening again"

[DANKENSTEIN @BeanerWitch]

Apparently it’s not very cash money of me to yell “ebola” when I’m at work.

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@TortillaCoffin Need. More. Tattoos.

[my tummy hurts @jonnie_v]

Girls listen to Ariana Grande’s new song with $10 in their bank account and start ordering guac at chipotle

[DANKENSTEIN @BeanerWitch]

Is it weird that right now I want my hair pulled, like not in a sexual way but more in like a soothing way? Well ok maybe in a sexual way too

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

every time my professor says "any questions?" i wanna respond "ya bro what the fuck are u talking about"

[DANKENSTEIN @BeanerWitch]

Pop punk has been my vibe lately.

[girlfailure 💌 @bellinipeaches]

My advice for 2019 and onwards is use your sick days. Use your time off. Don't cancel your vacation. Stop volunteering to come in early or stay late. Stop making compromises for companies that'll just toss you aside like you didn't break your back again and again for them.

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“You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around in your blood”