thotaburger

software developer, dumb bitch,
full time piece of trash,
and i mostly tweet stupid shit (he/him)
acab

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

"im horny" -the pope

[New York Post @nypost]

Pope Francis considers lifting celibacy requirement for priests https://t.co/JkJv33CJKF

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

We love you…

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

born to smoke loud, doomed to have mids

[Red Comet @honzogonzo]

They are doing things down in Mexico that Americans can't even fathom

[wint @dril]

lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i just like the way it looks shaved better is all

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

Bottle of Jägermeister keeps whispering into my ear like the green goblin mask every time I open the freezer

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

I WAS RIGHT https://t.co/mHH32uxNtz

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God' https://t.co/pZOOLgUSrX

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

"im horny" -the pope

[New York Post @nypost]

Pope Francis considers lifting celibacy requirement for priests https://t.co/JkJv33CJKF

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Bela and Ed Wood Xmas 1953

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

@AngelicSongx jr crickets 👀

[Neil Breen @NeilBreen]

@Katarikat1 That is not the correct B'day. I'm much younger.

[alex birnel @alexbirnel]

My Texas right here

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

this person off bumble out lookin for lieutenant brrrrrregard

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

fixed the issue with minutes to go

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

positioned myself as a subject matter expert in a new initiative and it turns out everything is breaking, im not an expert on the subject that matters, and it releases to the public in ten days

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

i would smoke a blunt with charizard

[thotaburger @brain_thot]

been taking a break from twitter and using insta more and its amazing how awful their ads are. like i only get ads for things i have already bought and events in places i have never been nor even talked about going. kinda amazed how shitty it is lmao