🌱Kaitlyn Beans🌱

She/Her | 25| Stab first, ask questions later...

[🌱Kaitlyn Beans🌱 @BeansKn]

@SquidGaming @Ravsy_ @barryharryy This is https://t.co/RdwNCNkhej. He is in fact a twat. Didn’t know my partner submitted this “short story” so was delighted to hear the speculation on whether we feed him beans or not.😂 Asked the vet, he just eats too fast and likes the rubs

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and a lemon stealing whore

[Michael Johnson @parrotboy]

You're a Dirty One Mr. Grinch - Ft. @gemothy

Produced by @corrosionaudio, but he didn't want to be named for moral reasons

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Ah, Washington: where Republicans feel it’s normal to call me a “f—ing b—“ and stalk me at work, but when I calmly factcheck a Sen’s ahistorical, specious arguments upholding an unjust loophole it’s “I’m so sorry she’s doing that to you man, no one should have to go through that”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Tell ‘em loud and proud girl! GOP will strip your unemployment protections and dismantle any semblance of a public safety net we have left! Then make working people pay way more for everything on low wages while Wall St gets a meal ticket!

Good ol conservative values baby! 🤑

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Sometimes I worry my murder won’t be interesting enough to be on a podcast.

[💜 JV 💜 @javi_khoso]

witches + food

[🌿 PearlescentMoon 🌿 @PearlescentMoon]

19/06/2021. 😳

[Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate]

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’ve just been asked in a job interview if I used lockdown “to pursue any passion projects or personal development.”

[Paul @bingowings14]

Size of that dandelion

[🌱Kaitlyn Beans🌱 @BeansKn]

@CarmesJocelin So pretty!

[jocelin carmes @CarmesJocelin]

skeleton gang

[jocelin carmes @CarmesJocelin]

"there’s no way anyone’s gonna believe me" #illustration

[Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @SethFromThe716]

To all the dumbfucks who believe #FauciLiedPeopleDied, Dr. Fauci isn't the one to blame, but you know damn well who is.

[BOBA 🐀 @boba_witch]

me and bouphe : give directions to ped during a blizzard in a pirate game and get the boat stuck and laugh about it

youtube comments : why are women allowed to 1) play video games 2) vote 3) breathe

lmao

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

In Texas, Lake Highlands High School valedictorian, Paxton Smith, switched out her approved speech to talk about abortion rights.

[Chris DeRose (ScratchyDerose.bsky.social) @ScratchyDerose]

@Disney Reminder, these guys canceled Nimona when they shut down BlueSky Studios. It would’ve been the first LGBTQ led animated film. It’s only needed 10 months to complete the whole thing...

[Belly Goat Buff @bawleon]

@Disney