Nick Bean 🫘

Offering weather forecasts of varying reliability

[Nick Bean 🫘 @Beanyweather]

Did I get a economic boost from today’s budget - not sure.
Not seeing much on public spending.
IT service providers winning
Child benefit ok
Fuel duty ✔️
That’s about it really.
#Budget24

[Nick Bean 🫘 @Beanyweather]

So Jezza Hunt has allocated £3.4bn to the NHS for a new IT system.

Government IT plans? Might pop down the post office for advice?

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@verysmallpeach Haha you is old!
Says the cousin who is 50 in 18 days

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OFFS🤬 https://t.co/4dfc0sXLPG

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Spent 5 minutes this morning laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. The cause - trying to wake my children up with the minions fart gun!

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Happy birthday 🎂 to our favourite meteorologist @Schafernaker

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@griffitha Nice one Andy! Moving more people into the lower tax bracket! And starving the NHS of valuable income. Top banana!

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@DevinCow

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I just wanted to announce that it was ME who halved inflation.

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@griffitha The costs are still increasing

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@peachgrvs haha on your brother's 32nd birthday I turn 50 and I have often asked myself that very same question

[Nick Bean 🫘 @Beanyweather]

The difference between being served by a member of staff or the manager is 10p.
The staff member gave me what I asked for hot chocolate with cherry syrup. The manager gave me the Christmas “Black Forest” promotion. Same drink different price.

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On a day like this I cannot believe living in a tent is a lifestyle choice.

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And not forget during Prince's solo Ohani Harrisson looks like a kid who has won a Saturday morning kids TV programme competition to play with his favourite band.

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@WSCCNews perhaps you should have thought about the wording. Safe enough for small children to goto school but not the school crossing patrol officers?

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Did @RishiSunak not watch Johnny English 2?

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

In conversation with @elonmusk
After the AI Safety Summit
Thursday night on @x

[Nick Bean 🫘 @Beanyweather]

@hugorifkind @jessphillips Did they not see Johnny English 2?

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Lord help me! Just had to wear my reading glasses so I could clean the gunk out of my hearing aids! Take me to the glue factory now!
#under50 #gettingold

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Nothing better than breaking out some dad dance moves with the kids whilst cooking tea!

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Hey @RecoveryPosse off to open up tonight’s meeting and get my 6 year chip.
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