Full disclosure before we get to next week— if you've been here a while you know I don't answer lore questions on social media, and I'm going to continue that practice! This account is for Alison the Person, not just Alison the Narrative Director...
I have to be honest. I had to hold off on listening in on Morla here. Eris has been with us basically since the start. There have been a ton of painful goodbyes. This one really stings.
Whenever this wasn’t our story, it was the story of Eris Morn. I’ll miss it. I’ll miss her.
Genuinely has been heartwarming seeing the Half life/titanfall communities show sympathy to us Destiny players. I hope yall get your games, you’ve been waiting far longer.
> be Bowie Knife99
> just a guy with an Xbox
> buy Forza Horizon 6 on launch day
> drive like you always do - like a lunatic
> ram, swerve, and pit-maneuver strangers into walls
> the Drivatar system silently records every felony
> uploads an AI clone of your driving to the cloud
> deploys hundreds of you into other people's races, 24/7
> within days, thousands cry about you on Reddit, X, and Steam
> the community calls you "the Herobrine of Forza"
> official Xbox UK tweets "Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99"
> a fan opens a fake X account in your name to taunt your victims
thousands of players are at war with hundreds of clones of you. you don't know any of this is happening. happy bank holiday.
Chat: "Vai dormir"
Cross: "Não posso, por quê se eu for pra minha casa hoje, minha filha vai me perguntar se venci essa raid... e eu não quero falar pra minha garotinha que o pai dela é uma vadia"
ISSO É MARATHON
Destiny content creators are such shills. They never speak out about all the bad things that have happened in Destiny 2.
They definitely dont have YEARS of content giving criticism and constructive feedback on things Bungie has done.
Its all just for a paycheck.
Funny how The Seven - the most influential of the Orokin - had the self-preservation skills of a peanut
Avantus kept insulting the intelligence of a Grineer work squad trying to save her from an Infested tower.
Out loud.
She even said how she was going to leave them there. 🧵
Translation:
We got caught.
We lied to you about getting caught.
We got caught again.
We tried to distance ourself from one problematic company for another problematic company.
We got caught doing that too.
We're going to try again in 6 months and hope none of you notice.