Bear Guy

A lifestyle consultant with an elite beard and zero patience for your bad coffee; DMs open but not that kind of bear.

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@BayernAusBoston They can do better. Our soccer uniforms don’t need to look like a 7th grade US History book cover.

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@lilsandray Knoxvilles dad was a criminal. If my employer made me an Ex-lax milkshake, I’m taking his ass to court.

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@newstart_2024 Why did she do this with a muppet? Such a serious subject and she chooses less-cognitive Oscar the Grouch?

Anyways, Jillian is a tv jazzercise intructer. I only listen to her when The Locomotion is playing over the speakers in a modified old Barnes and Noble.

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@JCFights “We call HIM a negro. Not you.”

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@GeorgeRoush “Dodge customer support made my mechanics mad and now they’ll fuck with my stuff” “at least I have another dodge”

Congrats bro. You sure showed them.

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@AndyStaples God bless lifted F-150s and the men who need them to feel manly. Personally, I’m just manly in any vehicle, but also I’m not a little bitch.

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@hypnodron @dessriell S is for Shu which means excellent.

S is absolutely above an A.

It’s from the Japanese grading system, but you’re right that some people are stupid. Making up ignorant explanations like Google isn’t a thing.

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@Acyn Taxpayers are paying for it. Same as the needless demolition. Same as the treason bunker ballroom he wants so badly so he can hide when he doesn’t win his illegal 3rd term.

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@WizardsMuse1 A bag of marbles

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@derLehnsherr You don’t speak for the rest of the world.

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@appiecule Holy crap, Deborah, it’s not that big of a deal. Kay off the drama, queen. It’s not that serious.

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@TrollFootball Helps them blend in. Most of them only know the words Mexico and taco and they can’t pronounce taco correctly.

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@Ryanair_IT Sure sure sure, point to where pizza with tomatoes started.

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@Anubis3214 @GranTorinoDSA You came here. Not the other way around, Beverly.

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@pghsteelersgrl @wtchyrlanguage No. Flip off.

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@MrWinMarshall Just a heads up, the sacrifices weren’t “mass” it was one person and it was an honor. Their families were exhaulted afterwards. Also, cannibalism was the Spaniards. You know, the people that tickle the ass of the medium sized island you fog breathers call home?

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@Freyy_is You mean the Bible?

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@StokeyyG2 I was reading the other comments and I guess it’s to signal to others on their team that they are really good at and enjoy feeling balls?

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@PyroWildcat04 @WiggerMaggot No one liked the only season based on the British office. Ricky Gervais was as involved in The Paper too. Why didn’t that succeed? Not enough knee slapping staplers in jello molds, I guess.

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@1ShotOfPickle @BhLive Is this a hippie thing? I don’t have any change, sir.