Teddy Bear Nickels

Actor
Radio Announcer
Baby Philosopher
Not as funny as he is tall
pronouns he/him they/them

[Mega Goblin Corp @megagoblincorp]

Mind control device purchased by world's richest man *cough* strongest goblin *cough* is good for prospects of world's first trillionaire bursting from the earth's core *cough* Goblin Ragnarok *cough* All goblins will bathe in the blood of the poor. #ElonMusk

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

men will hate on astrology with everything they have and then non-ironically call themselves a sigma male.

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

@nofapvolcel you're kinda my hero

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

The outwardly Christian woman at work started a conversation saying that there will always be rich and poor and we can't change that. God designed it that way. So I put on my best goblin voice lowered my face into the shadows and growled TAX THE RICH TO DEATH! she left wordlessly

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

king shit

[darikio chavez @nofapvolcel]

brewing a turd in my belly to drop at my friends house who i havent seen in two years

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

my 94 page work hand book on how to manage children didn't cover what to do when a child refuses to stop screaming "GIRLS HAVE BUTTHOLES TOO"

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

my employment councilor really needs a a good cry

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

my friend message me to be like "haha you don't have anyone calling you daddy on father's day" and now I've gotta buy aloe vera because that burn won't heal on its own

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

yall know it's pride month so I'm out here sucking metaphorical dick

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

ey boy come thru, you know you want the skinniest penis in the game,
hang your keys off this shit

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

fortune cookies are getting lazy

[Sarah Miranda @sosarahmiranda]

My new podcast with @jacque_swan_ is live!!!

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

I think ghosts are fucking me in my sleep because the inside of my thighs are sore.

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

I'm 7'1 in heels

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

Buckle up buttercup, the weird is coming

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

It's when we're at our lowest that we find some chips under the couch

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

Who smiles anymore #radio #radiohumber

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

From an old journal

What hurt the most is when she thanked me for everything.

Until I got over it.
You can hold on to what hurts you. Sometimes it seems impossible to put it down when you've been holding it so long. But there is relief, at some point you can unclench.

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

@amtremonti I'm a second year student at Radio Humber. I recently received an assignment asking to interview someone in the field. I thought of you immediately. My father and I used to listen to you on The Current all the time. It started many discussions between us.

[Teddy Bear Nickels @BearNickels]

#poppinfresh