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I'm a slut for chicken sandwiches

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@BowTiedBroke "Town crier." "Milkman." "Elevator operator." etc.

I'll be very happy when "car salesman" is added to that list. By the end of this century, if not sooner.

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@surfin4funz @tntsports I hope you're right! She's been in a funk since April at least

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@tntsports "Kazakhstan's" lol

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@mhs1985soccer @FootballVault1 It's also been cited as a reason for why teams are willing to relocate. They're still going to be in the same league, and if some other city is offering them generous terms for a new stadium, why wouldn't they leave? The pyramid assigns value based on performance, not location.

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@gebhardtm Evergreen

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@GarbageHuman24 Also had this gem in Rome a while back https://t.co/Jgnh24Wigd

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@ashebabes I wanna go Msloppe on those bazongas

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@jeremykauffman

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@tlrichard21 @BJSymons I read through this entire comment section, and your comment was about the only one that didn't fall into a "who cares, fuck Tech" category or a "Wreck 'Em, Fuck IU/Cincy" category. And for that I thank you.

It's startlingly difficult to get neutral CFB takes on Twitter

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@WillyDiBa7 @Mostly_Infamous @USMNTBob @Jeffrey82226728 You have absolutely gotten lucky lol. Unless it's a bank. They observe all federals. Or if your employers do a lot with the government. That would make sense. Columbus Day, Veterans Day, Presidents Day, and Juneteenth are kind of "mid-tier"; some places take off, a lot don't

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@TheTunnel_Texas @chxnluh I was going to go with App State beating Michigan, but I'm a biased Ohio State fan lol

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@JoePompliano 23 shots (ESP) vs. 6 shots (CPV). That was the most astounding stat for me. Spain was absolutely PEPPERING the goal. And the saves he was making were nothing short of heroic. Truly some legendary stuff.

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UEFA is playing like the SEC during Bowl Season.

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@uncledoomer Sports betting is going to be the next one lol

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614 Day Giveaway 🖤💛

Like, repost and be sure you're following for the chance to win a team signed jersey in celebration of our city!

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@Dexerto I kind of do the same thing. My wife and I share an Amazon account. I get notified whenever she makes a purchase. I cancel most of the purchases as soon as she orders them, since it's mostly pointless shit. She's yet to say anything

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@KrisKobach1787 Will @OhioAG be getting involved with this as well, since Cincy is in the Big XII and Sorsby broke a number of Ohio's gambling laws while at Cincinnati?

@AGToddRokita for good measure? Avengers assemble?

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@bankertobuilder @SkylarSkye3 Mason have you gotten in on the data center gold rush at all?

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 BRAKING 🚨

Much to the dismay of his haters, President Trump has just announced the TOTAL SURRENDER of Iran, the first of its kind in world history

Baghdad, for the first time, will be forced to abandon pursuit of a nuclear weapon. Obama literally gave them one

This is what history looks like

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@JoshOnAir @BroadcastMoose Well that's why it's a hydration break instead of a "water break", which is what they've been called in all of recorded history. If it was just a water break they couldn't remind you that Powerade is the official Hydration sponsor of the FIFA World Cup