Dr. Claw

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on

[Dr. Claw @Bearclaw93]

Getting on Twitter like

[Dr. Claw @Bearclaw93]

One important thing I've learned from my clinical practice is the importance of good assessments and rubrics to help guide my future lessons, this can help adapting and changing my lesson plans
#tncohort

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

You maniacs. #TwitterX

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

bodied

[ergopraxis.bsky.social @ergo_praxis]

People point out that intentionally destroying brand recognition as competitors are popping up is a catastrophic business decision, but actually it is very characteristic of a man who never created anything and has spent decades trying to take credit for the work of other people.

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

The prophecy has come true, he's eating the bird

[Anna’s Top Stanna @LinguistReborn]

Elon Musk trying to rebrand Twitter to be “x” (aka “ex”) themed is a level of on-the-nose Freudian sexual pathology that any fiction editor would reject for being too unrealistic. He is not only not beating the divorced allegations, he’s seemingly intentionally confirming them.

[Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman]

Good luck to everyone searching Google for Twitter videos using "X videos" as part of your search terms. 🙃

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

People don't appreciate how Musk is operating on a level beyond the average person, he's getting his dick slammed in a car door at a highly advanced level.

[Me @KirkWrites79]

His momma named him Twitter, I’ma call him Twitter.

[Joana Fraga @jojo_fraga]

Akira poster, but make it Barbie!

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Does this mean tweets will be called X’s? Because if so this might be something Elon finally has some experience with

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Elon Musk Renames Twitter After Relationship With His Wife

https://t.co/hRv5bj3cC3

[Deceiver @DmitryDeceiver]

@elonmusk

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

i think a lot as i get older about Milton’s read on Hell as being the person you make yourself into, brick by brick, until you have to dwell inside that person that you made of yourself forever

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

truly inspired by the revelation that AI might not be able to make us better, but we can make AI worse

[They Have The Range @HaveTheRange]

This has me crying!!!! Usher’s face! 😭😭

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Charles Barkley, everybody!