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@pantster BucketDrone

[Sam Reich @samreich]

true story:

my comedy career began when an acting teacher said to the class, "you should market yourself based on the first impression you give when you walk into a room. for instance, sam is short, so he should do comedy."

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

oh my god

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@pantster How’s it do with mashed taters?

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Thoughts and prayers to @GoBobbo during this difficult time. #MoreLikeTotzAndPrayers #Amiright

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

RIP Totz 🙏 Don't @ us

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Shakespeare's best (and strangest) insults, a thread:

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@LalaTellsAStory I’m seriously pumped to get working on a production of TBoW going up in Pittsburgh this October as well! I’ll be playing at Ben at https://t.co/bFlkCN5vcZ

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@pantster

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@pantster some wahldflahrs, ground cover / clover. Perhaps a moat / creepy bog situation too.

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@JanePitt I distinctly remember being told that it was related to filming of “Hoffa” but cannot find anything substantial to confirm.

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@pantster https://t.co/PUWnn5Supb

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Never lie to your doctor, unless you're these guys. #NationalDoctorDay

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@Sheepthemoon excellent. please proceed. how do I invest?

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@Sheepthemoon this is all fine and good, but what if it’s cloudy?! what then??

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@DrSinBin @MarkECib @chachisays @pantster Do not remove the pizza roll from your friend’s mouth

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@jworth @WestVirYinzer

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@Sheepthemoon @oobleejay our wintertime gnomehaus is still frequently occupied

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.”
Twitter do your thing 🙏

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

The only way to promote a Super Mario Bros movie

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@pantster CHRIS HAS RISEN