Beard Blader

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Advice for #rollerblading in wintry conditions: MELT THAT ICE WITH YOUR WHEELS OF FIRE! #snowadvice #highroller #NYC

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@MarkPTurner assumption killed the dog. And then it vommed.

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FroYo break. #beardroller #polarroller #Charity #rollerblading

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SOMEBODY CONTACT THE MAYOR & THE @NYTIMES. 1/2 MANHATTAN PERIMETER DONE! ON ROLLERBLADES. IN THE SNOW. #beardroller

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'Intrepid': Resolutely courageous, fearless, and daring. Oh and here's a picture of a boat #beardroller #polarroller

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Also just trying to catch dinner. But the frisky little bugger outsmarted me. Rollerblades and river are no match.

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@samfieldhouse thanks for checking. Yep still going. But have been set back with flat tire. I REFUSE TO BE BEATEN. #polarroller #beardroller

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@JLo J to the L-O, HELLO! No matter where I roll I know where I came from, the #Bronx! See you in 4-5 hours Upper Manhattan...maybe #blading

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@samfieldhouse I have trust in my mammoth-haired chin region. My identity is cloaked through decades of razor rejection.

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Just found a barely-used highlighter on the side of the road. Some day this is turning out to be! #PositiveVibes #BeardRoller #Charity

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Just stopped to stroke a dog. He walked away from me. The rudeness of some people. That's set me back about 4 mins :-( #bladeroller #nyc

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Snow's over. Head-wind now. Listening to Journey - Don't Stop Believing. #charity #bladeroller #highroller #nyc

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@Doujal I just defrosted my face in a bowl of Chicken soup. I have a few croutons stored in my chin fluff for later. #Sustenance.

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I see a boundary. I eat a boundary. And wash it down with a cup of hot steaming rules. #bladeroller #charity #nyc

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Ice skates may have been a better option! My beard and I are mavericks in the skating game. #bladeroller #charity

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Spoke too soon. GOING OFF-PISTE. How'd you like them apples!? #charity #bladeroller #highroller #rollerblading

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But it's still freezing. Here's me fresh from a @Starbucks tea beard-dip defrost session. Impressive right? #charity

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It's turned into a beautiful day for #rollerblading. Haters gon' hate. #bladeroller #highroller #charity #nyc

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2nd fall of the day. Not so much the snow's fault as mine, for not holding onto the railing in the McDonald's disabled toilets. #bladeroller