Mark Turner

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

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[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

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[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@adidasUK my c&c order has been at Oxford Street for over a week but "not processed" for collection. How come it's Soooooo slow

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@YodelOnline read my DM. I feel you are just trying to wind me up now

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@YodelOnline You asked if I wanted it redelivered. I said yes. Now you are asking me if I want to collect. DELIVER PLEASE.

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@YodelOnline in DM you said Vauxhall was open. I told you Chessington will take me three hours, not to mention cost £9. This is unacceptable

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@YodelOnline in DM you said Vauxhall was not closed. I told you Chessington is a 90min trip each way for me. Just redeliver Plz.

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@YodelOnline redeliver on sat. leave on doorstep or with the phone shop a few doors down if I'm not in. Can't I just collect from Vauxhall?

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@YodelOnline why did u email me saying I could collect my parcel from Vauxhall today only to find out is closed forever? 2hr trip... Thanks!

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

Ed Sheeran #BRITs2015Tix!

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@thegarden Amy Andrew loves Murray almost as much as she loves Irn Bru #worldtennisday #amysmells

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

#baysidethemusical what an great show! Go see it

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@Beardroller keep it up mate! I assume this means you don't want to go to that gig tonight. Let's go next week for sure

[Beard Blader @Beardroller]

SOMEBODY CONTACT THE MAYOR & THE @NYTIMES. 1/2 MANHATTAN PERIMETER DONE! ON ROLLERBLADES. IN THE SNOW. #beardroller

[Beard Blader @Beardroller]

2nd fall of the day. Not so much the snow's fault as mine, for not holding onto the railing in the McDonald's disabled toilets. #bladeroller

[Beard Blader @Beardroller]

Just took my first snow-tumble. A sneaky #dachshund pounced at me from behind a pot-plant. Knees are wet. All in the name of #charity.

[Beard Blader @Beardroller]

#NewYork; If you see a bearded man #rollerblading past you today in the #snow. That's me. Come and give me a #cuddle. #NYC #polarvortex

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@beardroller good luck on your epic mission today. Hope you make history #highroller

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

@GotToDance_Sky1 Will Kimberley do the Harlem shake with me? She is #FIT

[Mark Turner @MarkPTurner]

Just Entered a FREE PRIZE DRAW to #WINAZ10 @UK_BlackBerrywith @Amscreen_Simon. You Can Too By Completing The Steps At http://t.co/NDVh2XRqV2