Alan Muhs

Retired mechanical bull rider. Inventor of the scratch & sniff urinal cake, leading expert on the Oreo. All thoughts were stolen & made better!

[Alan Muhs @Beards_n_Beans]

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@DeinertMike Just so happens sometimes freedom smells unwashed!

[Alan Muhs @Beards_n_Beans]

@_MBFarm this didn’t age well did it???

[Matt Buttke @_MBFarm]

Good bye 30" soybeans. Can't say I'm gonna miss ya..

[Alan Muhs @Beards_n_Beans]

Can a guy have 6 best friends??

[tazz @noneofyours99]

Twitter men ready to partay👇

[Alan Muhs @Beards_n_Beans]

@WesHod

[Jim Lund @YieldLeader]

EPA Proposes Phasing Out Dozens of Bt Corn and Cotton Products https://t.co/sowATspcui

[Mike Camerlengo @MCamerlengo]

Happy 25 year anniversary to Windows 95. Here’s my breakdown of the festivities

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. https://t.co/m5B4Myw59f

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Since @CNN is currently unable to tweet, you'll just have to follow us for your fake news.

[Photo Guy @DesMoinesPhoto]

This is the sound of true love. Two soulmates created in the heavens and put on this earth for one another. Two hearts beating to the same beat even when they sleep. This my friends is true love ❤️

[Teej. @TJLang70]

Lot of very important people with tight rectums this morning.

[Alan Muhs @Beards_n_Beans]

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@raymondh3h3 Cash 💵

[Be the change you want to be @AgBioWorld]

Too many proctologists on the road

[Alan Muhs @Beards_n_Beans]

@tylerdoeling Start taking them until your legs go numb then take one more... should be good for the whole day.

[Alan Muhs @Beards_n_Beans]

@PFSagronomyguy

[Alan Muhs @Beards_n_Beans]

Was thinking this the other day when Twitter was shitting on capitalism. People tend to forget the beat part about capitalism is consumer choice, you don’t like someone/something don’t buy from them! Pretty God Damn simple!

[Alan Muhs @Beards_n_Beans]

@PFSagronomyguy I thought 2020 was going to be different, but looking at this feels 2019ish again. What’s 2019 v. 2020 look like?

[Kelly Etten @kjetten22]

Can we make this go viral in the AG world? #plant2020