Beary Legal

Living the luxurious life of a stuffy for 24 years- and counting.

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Mew all you want kitten, the stuffy still has priority at bedtime. #muahhaha

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Kitty's getting restless! It's definitely not from the toy dangling just out of reach under the door, either. Nope.

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I wonder when my next bath will be... It's been a few years, might be time... #grimey

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Successful hiding of the mascara, favorite eyeliner, and chapstick. She has NO idea where they are. #mischiefmanaged

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Just woke up to a cold empty bed again. Welp... nothing better to do than wreak havoc. Where's that makeup box...

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Someone must have rigged it so it didn't go off again! #wasntme ..... #itwasthough

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Keep hitting that snooze button, girl. More cuddle time for me.

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#foundthebourbon

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Resting in the crook of an arm during some likely regrettable bedtime social media activity on phone. #squashed

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At least there will be less anxious arm pulling. Get a few beers in her and my job is done for me. #sleeptight

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Ahhh, I love the smell of hops on freshly brushed teeth breath. Nice try.

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"Donated" at my age is synonymous for straight to the landfill. No kid these days wants an old bear that's been washed 3 times in 24 years.

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Who loses in this situation? She gets a well-deserved comfort, I get a bed to sleep in and don't have to be "donated"

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Yes, that means that some 24 year old young lady out there still sleeps with her stuffed bear every night, even when her boyfriend is over.

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I'm sorry, I neglected to introduce myself. My name is Beary, and I have belonged to my person for 24 years (and that's how old she is).

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The otter is alright. At least he has a sense of humor- the lamb's not so popular in the other room after all. HA!

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Stuffys popping out of the woodwork. We've lived with one other human for HOW LONG now and those mute douchebags are only now saying hello?

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I don't think she's even sleepy. #faker

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I managed to locate the other stuffy in the house, but she doesn't talk much. #prude. Round, sleepy lambs make poor company.

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There's a new kitten in the house. Unlike that unlucky bastard I have free roam during the day, but the liquor cabinet is empty. #whybother