Mike

BIZARRE RIDE PT 1

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

https://t.co/OIO82kdkHM
dropped my first beat tape

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

This broad been lame for at least 10 years now

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Footage has resurfaced of Brittany Renner attacking her bd PJ Washington while he’s just trying to pick up their kid

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

Shut the fuck up you ugly bitch

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Was just woken up by an air raid in Ukraine. It made me feel a sense of panic being woken up by siren alarms after falling asleep. My heart felt like it was racing and I needed to catch my breath because I was so startled from the loud noise waking me up.

I don’t know how people in Ukraine have dealt with being woken up by air raid alarms every single night for nearly 5 years. It’s like being woken up with a bullhorn.

Honestly, the sound is quite scary.

This can’t be healthy for your nervous system to hear that everyday.

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

Hair transplant hair never looks right and is always thinning

[HUMAN WA$TE @Dplanet]

🚨🇷🇴 Tristan Tate was PETRIFIED after being held by DIICOT overnight. Imagine how he's handling being locked up in a Federal Detention Centre, facing life in prison.

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

@TrollGod9000 Where do they keep the gay teeth

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

In my expert opinion on social media dating, Facebook women got the best pussy

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

@_FRIENDZONE Lmfaoo

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

Maturing is realizing you don't need fun to have substance abuse

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

People come to the bar to do karaoke or some bullshit, im here for the substance abuse baby

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

I end up drunk in wicker Park every weekend at this point

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

Making myself a genuinely weird person from smoking pot

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

Finally happened to me, I was in a parking garage in oak park, car right next to mine was same make and model that shit was unlocked and I hopped right in and im in there for a minute before I realized goddamn this ain't my fuckin car

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

This dude is so lame

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Chris Brown is advising his fans not to wear red Bandannas to his concerts: “Y’all know I’m Bris Breezy but we promoting positivity on this tour”

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

Had a day off yesterday and a short shift today, let's get this shmoney

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

Free will is wild because what did yiu mean I can get drunk and eat tacos every single day if my life if I wanted to

[Grown Up Rap @GrownUpRap]

Rap History: Leak Bros (Cage & Tame One) - ‘Waterworld’, released July 13, 2004.

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

I loved her as a 3rd grader

[Michael Bogbo @mikesensational]

Monica Keena as Lori Campbell in Freddy vs. Jason (2003).🖤

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

LMFAO REST IN PISS BOZO

[TMZ @TMZ]

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham Dead at 71 https://t.co/VWcRwZ8HC8

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

Bro MySpace pussy probably was soo good

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

It’s 2005. You met her on MySpace. She has four pictures on her profile, and you’re convinced they’re the only four pictures of her in existence. Then a fifth lands in your inbox…

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

I got bad news for women who find me attractive. I am losing my hair rapidly

[Mike @BeastieBoyMikeD]

I have bagged hella bad bitches in my day but why is it as soon as they get w me they get fat, why do I have that affect on you women