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britney spears

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

saw the odyssey last night. great movie but all I could focus on was everyone’s race and gender

[yoomi luvr @honeybearjoons]

she is the most beautiful in the world but i am a tiny tiny bit distracted

[mars ✣ @slurponpepsi]

I just hit the JACKPOT

[funnygamedev (mouse) 🐀 @funnygamedev]

click this link to chum instantly

[kla @blessedswift]

Spotify always trying to push new music onto me. I'm not listening to that shit, I'm listening to white horse on the fearless album

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

squeak now or forever hold your cheese

[bala ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @balargoingsolar]

never deleting tiktok

[certain planes @happier_isles]

costco has adidas track suits for $30 and now my whole family looks like eastern european gangsters

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Me and my buddies are in the Trojan horse ripping a really dirty bong and playing xbox and it smells like shit in here

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

I love replying “where’s this” to peoples instagrams of the Eiffel Tower, Hollywood Sign, etc. try it for yourself

[josh @lee94josh]

if you stay ready you never have to get ready

[grovy @grovymango]

Were they exploring each other's bodies in the Trojan horse.

[sar 💐 @EDITINGZ0NE]

looking at kittens from the place i adopted my cat from AND THIS KITTEN'S NAME IS CRAZY 😭😭

[lars & that has ssd 📌 @larsune]

BRO😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal 7.31 @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

I just saw my coworker enter the bathroom. That’s interesting. They shouldn’t have to go right now.

[tex @texmeplease]

what if gods name was josh

[Errai @errai]

Coworker: ohhh you’re taking a trip to Japan?! Jealous!

Me: (trying to make him feel included) I’m jealous of your whole life too

[RIOT! @PuppyGirlRiot]

Omw home sitting at a red light and the car next to me has a 20 year old white boy in it singing teenage dirtbag as loud as possible while sobbing

[suz @shortsrry]

next post gonna be walking in the wind and the caption “this reminds me of when zayn left the band”