Ye Off The Perc

You can find me Mon-Fri (9pm-1am) at Femboy Hooters

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

Drake dropped 3 albums and none of them are good

[Murió Arcucci @notchampagnpapx]

Pensar que Jesús se sacrificó por un boludo como yo. Realmente es la cabra

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

Chudding through the 6 with my woes

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

The homies think I’m an untamed animal but I’m actully just sipping seltzers talking shop with the hg’s

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

Not even the sextortion porn bots liking me back on Hinge 😔

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

“Alright Frankie” I say as I crack open a freshly delivered Domino’s Pizza, piss hammered and alone in my apartment at 11:50pm on a Tuesday

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

*Casual water bubbler conversation at the office*

“Y’all seen what Bhad Bhabie has been up to recently?”

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

Been a free agent in this dating game so long a brotha starting to feel like Isaiah Thomas

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

Cop:
“Sir I can smell alcohol in your vehicle.”

Me: *wearing half a bottle of cologne with 4 open beers on the floor*

“There’s no way you smell that”

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

@HighAssThinking @BLou11k

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

@Ia_wams @kobenifan13 @ZeterBeard @NFL_Convo @NickGuthre To the stat sheet watching casuals yeah, pretty sure the voters dive a bit deeper into the advanced analytics.

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

@BrentCa24718741 @bradypenn21 25 of those td’s are within 10 yards of the endzone lmao

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

I’m sorry Ms. Temple, but the sweetness of this animal cracker just doesn’t blend well with the saltiness of this soup

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

@scramse @JonesOnTheNBA It ain’t 2013 no more lmao

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

Hoping there’s a Jordan’s Furniture-esque promo where if a homerun ball hits the Palantir sign everyone in Boston gets +100 social credit points

[Pod On Lansdowne @PodOnLansdowne]

New sponsor! ✌️😚

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

Bill Clinton in the stands during the 2016 presidential debates must’ve been so bricked up watching his two ladies argue

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

@Patriots @DKSportsbook @DrakeMaye2 Drake mayeee

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

The lion never wastes a profit boost

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

@DK_Assist @DKSportsbook Thank u draft kings support

[Ye Off The Perc @BeatinBuns]

@DKSportsbook Mike evans went out in the 2nd quarter and you didn’t Nullify my prop due to early exit. Explain.