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[Larry Wilmore @larrywilmore]

You're the best Jon, it's really that simple. Please take all the time you need to finish, like years!! Just keeping it 100!! #cantquityou

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Washington is rigged for the big guys - and no person has more consistently called them out for it than Jon Stewart. Good luck, Jon!

[Beatrag @BeatragDotCom]

His name is John Wall #WizBulls #WizardsTalk

[Beatrag @BeatragDotCom]

And John's biggest improvement hasn't been his midrange. He still needs to improve it. It's been pace and game mgmt. #WizBulls #WizardsTalk

[Beatrag @BeatragDotCom]

Hubie, Nene gets up for every game. Sometimes he's not heathy. #WizBulls #WizardsTalk

[Beatrag @BeatragDotCom]

RT to #VoiceSaveRyan http://t.co/35eJYtPnWc

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@MatthewBerryTMR @TheRealPodVader i don't understand. Did Pod say something about Roger Goodell?

[Beatrag @BeatragDotCom]

Can't wait to take down that last mini mushroom on my steak... @thatlookslikeadick #thatlookslikemydick

[Beatrag @BeatragDotCom]

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[bee jones @beethetranny]

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[Beatrag @BeatragDotCom]

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[Beatrag @BeatragDotCom]

@nicfit75 what's your New Year's resolution?! I just want to be washed now n then.. 2013 was a very crusty, itchy year for me #proteinstains

[inappropriate mom @nicfit75]

I think it's pretty unrealistic board game commercials never show the family shouting and cursing and crying.

[Beatrag @BeatragDotCom]

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