Psychotic Humor

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[Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria]

What does one have to do to get a reputation around here?!

[Broken-hearted @lilmiss_valerie]

i love you. fuck off.

[rolo spears cage @TheRolo]

[Ouija board]
Me: Demon?
I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L

Me: *your

Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E

[Go Gold Dishy LaRue🥂 @Dishy2101]

Monumental snowball fights last 30 minutes. It's SO COLD outside. Now...how to make hot cocoa for every neighborhood kid at my house...

[💫✨⚡️SmiLiNg BlOnDE💫💥 ✨⚡️🌟 💋🐱 @HockeyRenegade]

Every time you kiss me it's like sunshine and whiskey

[Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street]

You're that girl that dated the guy that would walk around college campus with his shirt off with his pet python around his neck

[Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street]

I'm that dude in church that instead of saying 'AMEN'....I would rather say 'Fuck that Noise'

[Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street]

I would rather put myself into a vagina than into a pickle

-Confucius

[Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street]

I wish I could go back to college and major in sleeping

[Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street]

No officer, these are not track marks from shooting up heroin, I just own a Lab puppy

[Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street]

If you ever do decide to blow up my TL.....make sure it kills me

[Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria]

Guys, you don’t HAVE to date that crazy psycho bitch… but if you want to, call me.

[Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria]

“I’m not going to argue with you”

- Me, moments before starting an argument

[Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria]

If I’m suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it’s only because I want what you’re eating.

[Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria]

“I TRUSTED YOU!!”

- I screamy cry while being pulled away from the vending machine holding my package of Skittles hostage.

[Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria]

If you’re not getting any respect, there’s probably a reason for that.

[Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria]

*mourning the return from your twittercide*

[Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street]

@kezzy_love Would love to see yours