Julia M

these pretzels are making me thirsty.

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Someone needs to talk me out of quitting everything and starting a Bowie-themed falafel shop called We Can Be Gyros...

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Self-driving taxis are being tested in several cities around the world.

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@USWNT @NWSL Rose Lavelle Rose Lavelling

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@realDonaldTrump Thiiiiiiis bitch

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Hey @TheScenestar any info on set times forJuliette ans the Licks Terran tonight?

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So is everyone with @GetSpectrum not being able to watch @CocoGauff because of @espn negotiations? #usopen #bsopen

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@SheaSerrano So yes @SheaSerrano Vlatko is as big of an idiot as we all thought in taking Morgan and Rodman off in a game that was very likely to go to shootout.

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@Problematic_Sou She’s inarticulate and doesn’t know how to communicate what strategy shifts are needed with class. She’s just sh*tting on old teammates.
We know the team didn’t play well, Carli… WHAT a hot take. You just know soccer so good!

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Hey @TheScenestar - got set times for Phantogram @THEBELLWEATHER tonight? 🤙🏼

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@jamie15785 @CBSSports The end of basketball games is a joke with the fouling. Finish the game

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Yoooo @TheBellwetherLA you need to release tickets for resale. I accidentally bought Haim tickets for Monday and then bought more Tuesday. Need to sell these Monday ones asap.

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Have 2 extra tix for @whereisMUNA at the @theglasshouse tonight. Muna glasshouse Pomona

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@paramountplus when are the NWSL Match Replays from today going to be streaming. It’s been hours.

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@TheScenestar what you got on @yelle set times at @TheBelascoLA tonight?

[Julia M @BeatsnBeats]

@leahjulia Right around 9

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

to whoever is employing me on my last day before retirement:

i promise you i’m not gonna try anywhere close to as hard as serena is trying on her last day before retirement

[Julia M @BeatsnBeats]

@JetpackMarne @libbynumberfive hey, it’s Che Diaz

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Thank god for @LinkedIn. Almost didn’t know that white male Gen Xer (who just so happens to be a proven leader in the digital space) is “bullish on NFTs.”

[Julia M @BeatsnBeats]

Klondike commercial just played. Ends with “what would you doooo-ooo for a Klondike?”

Me: “well, I’d do anything for a blonde dyke.”

Hannah: (literal LOL) “that’s good! Did you just make that up?”

Nobody tell her.

[Julia M @BeatsnBeats]

@hellnodarri