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[Chris Walker @WalkerATX]

I'm telling everyone who asks here in France that I'm from Texas.

European wine snobs love to turn up their noses at American wine, but they conveniently forget that their precious vineyards would be literal dirt if Central Texas hadn't bailed them out. Back in the 1800s, a nasty root-eating bug pushed the French wine industry to the brink of total extinction until they came begging the Lone Star State for help. Today, a whopping 80% to 90% of all grapevines in France are physically spliced onto the rugged, subterranean roots of the stubborn Central Texas Mustang Grape. Because those nasty bugs are still chilling in the European soil today, French grapes cannot survive on their own. Every single bottle of overpriced French wine you buy is a total hybrid—delicate European fruit up top, riding piggyback on a tough-as-nails Texan bodyguard down below.
The French really ought to be writing "thank you" notes to the rocky, sun-baked hills of Central Texas every single day. While roots from other states withered and quit, those Central Texas vines had spent centuries surviving brutal droughts and limestone dirt, making them completely immune to the bugs. In 1887, thousands of rugged Central Texas cuttings were shipped across the pond, and French farmers had to slice open their fancy vines and glue them onto Texas muscle just to keep from going belly up.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

Farmers have figured out that the cheapest pesticide is a strip of flowers.

When you plant wildflowers through a crop field, not just around the edge but in strips running through the middle, you get ladybugs, lacewings, hoverflies, and parasitic wasps living in the field instead of visiting it.

They eat the aphids, the caterpillars, and the mites for free, all summer long.

In controlled trials, fields with tailored flower strips had leaf-beetle numbers 40 to 50% lower and crop damage cut by around 60%, enough to drop below the threshold where spraying was even considered worth it.

The flowers attract a standing army to our fields.

We spent decades engineering chemicals to kill the insects eating the crop, when the insects that eat those insects would have worked for the price of seed.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Oh look….the one person who has spoken from aboard the Cruise Ship where the alleged Hantavirus broke out (reading from a script) Jake Rosemarin - was also a Crisis Actor & worked for Pharmaceuticals curing COVID.

Humanity deserves better Psyops.

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Watergate was fake. WMD’s were fake. J6 was fake. Charlottesville was fake. Almost every Boomer benchmark of reality is fake.

[Mo Khan @mokhanhim]

It’s crazy how fast everyone forgot Jeffery Epstein was a jewish spy trafficking children to blackmail American politicians so they did israels bidding

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I’m number 1 in the world.

It’s rare in this life that you can be better than 8 billion people at anything.

Thank you Israel for appointing me the number 1 antisemite in the world, you absolute cunts.

🏴

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

Don't forget to file your taxes by tomorrow.

Somalians are depending on it!

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

old people won't listen to you but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest

[bu/ac @buperac]

So you mean to tell me, an airplane can go right through the World Trade Center that had steel structure beams of 4 inch plate every 40” using 12 different grades of steel with a yield strength of 100,000 psi but if the same plane were to run into a firetruck on a runway the plane is completely destroyed.

Got it!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Conspiracy theorists after every single of their theories is proven right this year

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

let me get this straight

a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

The Federal Reserve is two weeks away from a nuclear weapon.

[DOQ @doqholliday]

I think the only truth that exists today, is that we've all been lied to about everything.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

She’s a dead podcaster’s wife

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

Within 5 months he would be killed, but he saw the truth.

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

It’s all of them