Beau Pinto

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

Prayer is telephoning God.

Intuition is God telephoning you.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

Is there anyone actually still using this app?

Like this if you’re a real person.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

This Christmas, be sure to thank your parents for all the gifts they bought you that you gave Santa credit for.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

👑 Pro Tip:

Before you block a fake account hating on you online….

Check your following list.

If it goes down when you block them it means you weeded a snake out of your circle. ⭕️

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

I refuse to get offended by the haters who misspell or use bad grammar when attempting to insult me.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

It’s crazy that you can order something on @shoptemu and they can claim you got it with no proof.

$45 down the drain just to get scammed.

Never received my package or a refund or a credit.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

My Apple Watch waiting for the @jakepaul @MikeTyson fight 😂🙏

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@cabot_phillips Nice try Pfizer lol

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

@iThinkHarder This information is publicly available with any basic research. Trump shakes his hand like this so no one can break his grip or squeeze his hand too hard. When your hand is like this, no matter how hard someone squeezes they won’t hurt you.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

@iThinkHarder That’s actually NOT the Freemason handshake.

The mason handshake puts the thumb on the knuckle. 1st knuckle says you’re a first degree and 3rd knuckle is that you’re a master mason.

The handshake Trump is using is one that doesn’t allow anyone to over squeeze your hand.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

You’re my favourite Deja Vu ❤️

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

The crazy thing about Diddy and this case is that they’re poisoning your food with Glyphosate.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

You might think that no one is supporting your dreams, but I promise you….

Your friends want to be able to point at the their screens and see you on it and say:

“I know this person!”

So make the movie.
Star in it.
Be that person for your friends.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

When I say “Gang Shit” I mean:

- Meditating
- Eating Organic Produce
- Properly Hydrating
- Slapping men who are disrespectful to women
- Supporting local businesses
- Showing daily gratitude

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

I will never understand people who bring their own alcohol to an OPEN BAR wedding…

What is the logic there?

Why not save your money and drink the UNLIMITED FREE ALCOHOL?!?!

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

Abundance is being able to say

“Take as much as you want.”

And know that you’ll be good no matter what.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

Just hit some of my biggest successes in life.

Enjoyed it.

Time to top it.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

If you wouldn’t trade a billion dollars for a friend or family member’s life,

You’re already a billionaire.

I include my blessings in my net worth.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

You keep me wild.

I’ll keep you safe.

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

Has Isreal tried doing a land acknowledgment to solve the problem?

#CanadianColonizationSolutions

[Beau Pinto @BeauPinto]

If I ever tell you how “unexpected” my growth was…

Just know I’m being humble.

I planned every fucking ounce of this shit.

I put in the hours for years mastering my craft.