Beau Dismukes

OU '17. Phi Kappa Psi Expansion Consultant, 2017-2018. OCU Law ‘21.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets

[Beau Dismukes @Beau_knows16]

@willecobb @vanillaEYTH @vanillaEYTH sick

[Julia @jquadddddd]

Everything You Need To Know About The Current State Of Major League Baseball As Told By Mean Girls

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

we never get to call the french pussies ever again

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

2019 Refs, umps, adjudicators...

[XFL 🏉 @realXFLfootball]

Antonio Brown doesn’t think we’ll last three weeks.

While he is an authority on such matters, he’s just mad that we don’t want him cause he’s a pain in the ass. #XFL2020

[Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra]

SHAQ on China: “They know and understand our values ... and one of our best values in America is free speech. We’re allowed to say what we want to say and we’re allowed to speak up on injustices, and that’s just how it goes”

“Daryl Morey was right”

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Mood in Norman after another @OU_football blowout 😎

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

"I just don’t like the idea of my franchise quarterback spending time at a baseball game. I mean, what are you doing, @bakermayfield? You don’t see guys like Aaron Rodgers shotgunning beers. Just not a good look. Go watch some film." - @ColinCowherd (probably)

Legend. https://t.co/IUCW1Kp4s3

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

In the culinary justice system, taste-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Flavortown, the one dedicated detective who investigates bland food is the leader of an elite squad known as the Sketchy Chef Unit. These are Guy's stories. #DUNDUN #TheLawsofFlavortown

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

@Kurkjian_ESPN https://t.co/f6I5fl2MBn

[Phi Kappa Psi @PhiKappaPsi]

Former NASA Astronaut Owen K. Garriott (Oklahoma '49) entered into Chapter Eterntal today. Garriott spent 60 days aboard the Skylab space station in 1973 during the Skylab 3 mission, and 10 days aboard Spacelab-1 on a Space Shuttle mission in 1983. Rest In Peace.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Yo homes, smell ya later.

[Alex Rodriguez @AROD]

The intern gets to ride today. #performancebonus #TheCORP @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Here kitty, kitty...

Cc @PardonMyTake

[Beau Dismukes @Beau_knows16]

@marcthesharc712 @PhiKappaPsi Wow, means a lot to get the shoutout from the #1 PKP expansion consultant. Proud of the boys in Bloomington!

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Only one kid showed up to the first MLB Draft at MLB Network back in 2009 and it ending up being a pretty special player 🐐

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Wow. Watch every second of this.

[Lamar of Oklahoma City @LamarOKC]

Spreading a little holiday cheer

#hornsdown