Foe

Lover/dreamer/life accessory/closed book

[Tesla @Tesla]

@Gfilche 9 cents short of fulfilling the prophecy

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Q: What is the only known planet in the Universe to be inhabited entirely by Alien Robots?

A: Mars.

[Neuralink @neuralink]

The dura is the brain's armor: a membrane so tough that a surgeon normally cuts through it with a scalpel. For the first time in our clinical trials, we inserted the electrode threads of our implant straight through the dura and into the cortex, keeping the dura intact.

Here's how we did it 🧵

[Foe @Beautifulcreatr]

It doesn’t feel real that @Tesla Model S is no longer an option.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

A double digit team.

[NASA @NASA]

The weather's looking good for tomorrow's Artemis II launch, and our teams are getting the rocket ready for liftoff!

Read the latest updates on our mission around the Moon: https://t.co/doIjUqa1cx

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: NASA says Artemis II is a 'GO' with zero technical issues reported ahead of Wednesday's historic Moon launch

FOUR ASTRONAUTS WILL FLY AROUND THE MOON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1972

Liftoff set for April 1st!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

Okay but this is officially the best hiring story ever. A company in Mexico rescued an orange stray cat and decided not only to keep him… but to hire him.

They named him Engineer Miauricio and gave him the title of Emotional Support Director. His responsibilities include smiling at coworkers, gently meowing, and walking around the office making everyone’s day better.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

#TheDownwardSpiral

[AU Spartan WBB @AUSpartanWBB]

Mark your calendars! 📅

We are officially counting down to our 2026 Summer Camps!

Full details and registration info coming soon.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Worst aging tweet in history.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla has a Semi 😉

[AU Spartan WBB @AUSpartanWBB]

From day one to the final whistle, this team played with heart and made their mark.

Thank you to all the parents and fans who spent the time and energy to support us all season!

Here's a look back on all the success we had this season!

[AU Spartan WBB @AUSpartanWBB]

🚨BIG TIME WIN! 🚨

With the huge win against SNC, your Spartans move to a 19-4 overall record and 13-3 in the NACC!

[AU Spartan WBB @AUSpartanWBB]

With 26 three-point field goals made in our win over Rockford tonight, we set a new program single game record and tied a NCAA D3 record!

[Foe @Beautifulcreatr]

The amount of people that have not washed theirs hands after using the restroom is morning is disturbing

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yeah

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

People out here worried about how American athletes represent America but not worried about how the President represents America

Make it make sense

[Maryam @hell_line0]

If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks, shouldn’t a deadbeat dad owe child support starting then? Or is "life begins at conception" only convenient when it controls women?